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  1. In retirement, still bitter after his humiliating loss to the 107-lb Little Mac, Super Macho Man was still as big of a prick as he ever was.

  2. yourmom

    “Fuck you, fucking cunt!!”

  3. Cock Dr

    This doesn’t look good.
    Please remove all flammable materials from the area.

  4. Fish, you sure this is Malibu and not Ferguson, MO?

  5. cajunhawk

    Ayy!!! You’se guys get offa da hood!!! You’se gonna scatcha da painta!!!

  6. “JEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!”

  7. Hmm

    Somehow whenever I see him looking like this I imagine he is saying “sugar tits”, every time.

  8. Hoboken Nobody

    Button up the shirt, grandpa.

  9. I’M ON MY WAY TO THE JACUZZI SO YOU CAN COME AND BLOW ME WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE.

  10. He’s just out on Jew patrol.

  11. It’s time to play another round of “guess the epithet”!

  12. Get that damn 10-foot pole away from me!!!!!

  13. George P Burdell

    Hello,again. Sugar tits.

  14. Matt

    Damn jews are everywhere. Sign says Malibu, but you’d swear this is Miami.

  15. Still on his press tour for his video game voice over role in Wolfenstein the New Order I see.

  16. Well he looks calm and reasonable.

  17. JimBB

    Remember when he used to just PLAY crazy in the movies?

  18. Ironically, he’s starting to look like Andrew Dice Clay.

  19. Chaz

    “Gimme back my sun!”
    Get it…because he’s so tan.

  20. dontkillthemessenger

    And to think the title of Hairiest Celebrity just opened up…

  21. “Let’s play some volleyball…me against all you Jews.”

  22. “My dinner was satisfactory, thank you !”

  23. RichPort

    So THIS is what Paulie Walnuts has been up to…

  24. “IT’S A LOVELY MORNING!! I JUST CAME FROM BRUNCH WITH MY DEAR FRIENDS BILLY CRYSTAL AND JODIE FOSTER!! NOW YOU HAVE A TRULY WONDERFUL DAY!!!!”

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