His lawyer is a woman? How the fuck does she defend that piece of shit??
I assume with martial arts and pepper spray…oh sorry, I thought you asked how she defends “against” him.
See the swollen lower lip? That’s how.
People will toss their morals for lots of money? Get right outta town!
the caption already said “lawyer”
This right here, folks.
…um, did’nt you read her name? she’s obviously a genie, therefore she HAS to do his bidding.
Probably a lot of bobby and weaving, with a few blocks and forearm parries thrown in for good measure.
F%$K. This was in response to yourmom’s query.
He went blonde so he can play Piper in Orange is the New Black Eye.
I laughed way too hard at that.
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
She better do a good job is all I’m saying.
“Bitch if you don’t make sure I win, i’m gonna fuck you up!”
Because dressing like a daft teenager really makes the probation board cream their pants, dipshit.
Bitch better watch it with the attitude is all I’m sayin..
I hereby sentence you to a date with Rhonda Rousey.
“Now Chris, what are you gonna tell the judge?”
“I’m here to smack bitches and chew bubblegum?”
Douche Slim Shady
Dude, even fucking Omar managed to wear a suit to court.
Dyed blonde hair… the open secret of every down low brotha…
“Mr. Brown, did you bring a toothbrush? According to what I’m reading here, you’re fucked!”
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