1. yourmom

    His lawyer is a woman? How the fuck does she defend that piece of shit??

  2. Probably a lot of bobby and weaving, with a few blocks and forearm parries thrown in for good measure.

  3. He went blonde so he can play Piper in Orange is the New Black Eye.

  4. Joe

    She had dumps like a truck truck truck
    Thighs like what what what

  5. She better do a good job is all I’m saying.

  6. “Bitch if you don’t make sure I win, i’m gonna fuck you up!”

  7. Because dressing like a daft teenager really makes the probation board cream their pants, dipshit.

  8. Matt

    Bitch better watch it with the attitude is all I’m sayin..

  9. JimBB

    I hereby sentence you to a date with Rhonda Rousey.

  10. “Now Chris, what are you gonna tell the judge?”
    “I’m here to smack bitches and chew bubblegum?”

  11. Douche Slim Shady

  12. Really...?

    Dude, even fucking Omar managed to wear a suit to court.

  13. RichPort

    Dyed blonde hair… the open secret of every down low brotha…

  14. “Mr. Brown, did you bring a toothbrush? According to what I’m reading here, you’re fucked!”

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