superficial

  1. You could fit like three of her on that chair.

  2. She is infinitely doable. Maybe she’ll even write a little ditty about me one day. Perhaps a limerick.

  3. Hmm

    Mother of God….

  4. That chair just confuses the hell out of me.

  5. Must admit I do love her long, slender little filly legs.

  6. With Ryan Adams closing out the show, she was only the second best musician guest of the night.

  7. Matt

    So how long is Fish gonna play that Kayne/Kim parody by the Instagram lover James Franco? Oh, and yea, totally doable.

  8. JimBB

    The last night anyone saw Jimmy alive.

  9. If I didn’t know who she was, I totally would. But alas, she is Taylor Swift. Level 10 Clinger (The scale only goes up to 5). So, hell no.

  10. I want to eat her like a breadstick

  11. RichPort

    Sex with her would be akin to ice fishing…

  12. PassingTrue

    Why yes indeed.

  13. She is attractive, I’ll give her that. But she really must get over that notion that her pussy smells like lilacs.”

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