Taylor Swift on 'The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon' in New York City. (August 13, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
You could fit like three of her on that chair.
She is infinitely doable. Maybe she’ll even write a little ditty about me one day. Perhaps a limerick.
You haven’t heard…she likes pussy.
Don’t we all?
There once was a Jonahh three ex
With whom I did not have sex
My ass he did stalk
So now he gets cock
in prison where butt holes get wrecked.
Mother of God….
That chair just confuses the hell out of me.
Must admit I do love her long, slender little filly legs.
They may be slender, but they still have some nice curves to them.
With Ryan Adams closing out the show, she was only the second best musician guest of the night.
So how long is Fish gonna play that Kayne/Kim parody by the Instagram lover James Franco? Oh, and yea, totally doable.
The last night anyone saw Jimmy alive.
If I didn’t know who she was, I totally would. But alas, she is Taylor Swift. Level 10 Clinger (The scale only goes up to 5). So, hell no.
I want to eat her like a breadstick
Sex with her would be akin to ice fishing…
Why yes indeed.
She is attractive, I’ll give her that. But she really must get over that notion that her pussy smells like lilacs.”
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