Oh look at that! It’s dinnertime! Again!
neck beard to hide 3 chins, we’re on to you fatman.
“Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a *BUUUURRP*…”
[literally laughed out loud]
“It’s 3:05pm. Leo is now getting out of the shower, if I waddle a little faster I can ring his doorbell before he has time to dress…”
Its not a watch, its a compass powered by Zagat reviews
“Oh it’s time for my between breakfast and brunch snack.”
Dear Rob Kardashian,
When you are fatter than Jonah Hill, maybe it is time to reassess your life?
Is it to early to stop by Leo’s house? No, of course it isn’t.
Oh look at that, it’s dount-o-clock.
“I love how on this custom-made Leonardo DiCaprio watch, it’s always Leo’clock. Oh look, it’s Leo’clock AGAIN!”
In my mind, this is exactly how I imagine Jonah Hill to look.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: [sigh of resignation] It’s the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man.
Dr. Peter Venkman: [while seeing Stay-Puft walk towards the building and the Ghostbusters] Well, that’s something you don’t see every day.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something that I loved from my childhood. Something that would never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay-Puft.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Nice thinking, Ray.
Dr. Raymond Stantz: We used to roast Stay-Puft Marshmallows, by the fire at Camp Waconda.
Dr. Peter Venkman [looks at Egon]: Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon. What have you got left?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Sorry, Venkman. I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
I’m sure he’s imagining his hand is resting on Leo’s head, as he gently guides it south …
5 minutes until Leo leaves the set!
…you know how some chicks get depressed and let themselves completely go after a break-up? yeah, that…
Yep, a neckbeard is the perfect way to cap off this look.
“annnnnnnd, time to be fat again!”
Did he really get a gastric bypass done a while back?
No. He just let gas pass by.
No but definitely the opposite of that
So it’s 8am here which means it’s … 5 in Ibiza. I wonder if I can catch Leo before one of his vagina beasts does …
“Hey, Jonah, see that pharmacy up ahead on the left? Go in there and buy a razor. Your…*ahem*…beard isn’t doing your looks a damn bit of good.”
Those testosterone treatments have done Rosie O’Donnell no good at all…
I thought Jonah was swallowed by the whale…
it’s kind of sad he showed he can get the fat off his body, but he doesn’t care to anymore…
Wowzers, he’s fatter than Kelly Osbourne now!
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Jonah Hill in Los Feliz, CA. (August 13, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News