Quack, quack, quack.
You beat me to it, quackitty, quack quack quack
I’m done listening to feminists talk about unrealistic body images and all that other bullshit. Nobody is making women inject chicken fat into their lips until they look like a cartoon nightmare, that’s all on you ladies.
The necklace says Mickey but the face says Donald
Hugh’s dead isn’t he?
His body is stashed somewhere in the mansion, moldering, while Crystal wanders the pool & lingerie closets aresa, takes selfies in a lot of different outfits & posts them to the internet.
Is that Hugh Heffner’s hand?
Such a fresh-faced natural beauty, this one. And always thinking of other people.
Why is she not wearing one of those bunny necklaces….traitor. She’s so fired.
Remember when Marlena was possessed by the devil?
duck face hore
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Crystal Hefner posted this pic to Instagram. (August 14, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News