1. Rico Jones

    A Wang and a Weiner.

  2. Weiner’s beginning to look a little like Jack Nicholson.

  3. This guy literally looks like a lizard.

  4. After seeing his twitter pics, I just assumed those microphones would have blurs over them.

  5. EricLR

    And now to translate an apology to the various Korean women who I met on my recent trip…

  6. Will somebody please make a Mr. Belding and Screech joke here?
    I just don’t have the energy today.

  7. Cock Dr

    His mental health professional will be seeing him 3 times a week after the primary.

  8. How ironic that Weiner looks like an ass.

  9. cc

    He looks like a tortoise peeking out of his shell.

  10. ktcash

    i thought Arnold Horshack was dead?

  11. JungleRed

    He does a pretty good impression of an erect penis.

  12. Truk

    It’s so convenient that his head looks like a turtle’s.

  13. I think his phone just vibrated.

  14. Raaaaaaaa

    Randall from Monsters Inc

  15. Nice try, Dr. Wongburger! But your evil plans won’t succeed. They never will.

  16. Dangles the Wonder Mule

    Herro New York ! He neva send me picture of his wang !

  17. “This man not a plick. He a Weiner!”

  18. “I have a secret…and it’s in my pants!!!”

  19. Vladimir

    Ever wonder what happens to the foreskin after it’s cut off and thrown away? Sometimes it runs for Mayor.

  20. Melissa

    Every time I see a picture of him, I am awkwardly reminded of Zelda from Pet Sematary…

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