1. “Before Kegel exercises and after.”

  2. cc

    One for me, one for Madonna

  3. Ok Kardashian…are you up to the challenge?

  4. ThisWillHurt

    Unless those are her new husbands, I quit.

  5. “Now, if it turns out to be as big as one of these, you might want to find some other way to thank him for the diamond ring.”

  6. Kel

    Looks like those pickles are about to reap the benefits of proposing to Hilary Duff.

  7. Batu Khan

    This one for a quiet evening at home, this one for orgies.

  8. “And would anyone care to guess where the THIRD one is?”

  9. Being president of the Derek Smalls fan club always has it’s perks.

  10. malaka

    one of my favorite disney whores.
    good to see her living the good life.

  11. Is this her way of telling us she’s into black dudes?

  12. Dirty Sanchez

    Who needs the Hustler store when you can instead grow your own? Salad, anyone?

  13. Odbarc

    Once you go vegan, you never go black.

  14. Mike

    Someone’s ripping off Robin Quivers. Is she gonna shove those things up her you-know-what?

    By the way, she looks good here. I think the flab’s all gone.

  15. mike

    There’s some effects of pregnancy and childbirth that Pilates can’t fix.

  16. Hillary got frisky with one of those after using Masengil Vinegar and Water and got herself into a big pickle

  17. She raided the valley of the jolly green giants and stole their dicks.

  18. Peter

    One for my pink and one for my stink.

  19. “Yo, Haylie, are you almost ready? Our dates are here…”

  20. Hurr Durr

    -insert penis joke here-

  21. caley

    “What the hell kind of gift is this? No one eats zucchini!”

  22. These are in exact proportion to her teeth

  23. In the back and in the front. check it out.

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