“Before Kegel exercises and after.”
Hanna let me dump on her chest for $20.
…20??? that bitch charged me 50, AND two new tires for her Yugo!
One for me, one for Madonna
Ok Kardashian…are you up to the challenge?
Unless those are her new husbands, I quit.
“Now, if it turns out to be as big as one of these, you might want to find some other way to thank him for the diamond ring.”
Looks like those pickles are about to reap the benefits of proposing to Hilary Duff.
This one for a quiet evening at home, this one for orgies.
“And would anyone care to guess where the THIRD one is?”
What about the FOURTH one?
Being president of the Derek Smalls fan club always has it’s perks.
one of my favorite disney whores.
good to see her living the good life.
Is this her way of telling us she’s into black dudes?
Who needs the Hustler store when you can instead grow your own? Salad, anyone?
Once you go vegan, you never go black.
Why not both?
That was my first thought.
Someone’s ripping off Robin Quivers. Is she gonna shove those things up her you-know-what?
By the way, she looks good here. I think the flab’s all gone.
Up her where? I’m 7.
There’s some effects of pregnancy and childbirth that Pilates can’t fix.
Hillary got frisky with one of those after using Masengil Vinegar and Water and got herself into a big pickle
She raided the valley of the jolly green giants and stole their dicks.
One for my pink and one for my stink.
“Yo, Haylie, are you almost ready? Our dates are here…”
-insert penis joke here-
“What the hell kind of gift is this? No one eats zucchini!”
These are in exact proportion to her teeth
In the back and in the front. check it out.
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Hilary Duff posted this pic to Instagram. (July 31, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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