I can see her in a Benz. I can see me in a Benz. I can see me in her.
i dont even know who she is, but i know that something on her needs to be mashed together and have my penis put in it.
In the background of these photos, there’s always an odd looking white guy saying it all with his Blue Steel.
He looks like an East Berlin homeboy.
Oh look, Eminem’s dad made it out for this. That’s cool.
I know that dude! He asked me if I wanted to “touch his monkey” and I punched him in the balls!
I call this one “Aging hipster dude photobomb”
Now THAT’S how you finish a TCWM! May the goddess of hot blondes with nice knockers never let us down.
I’m certain she sold a few Benzs’ that day!
You could always tell when Lyle found his old Vanilla Ice CDs again.
She appears ton have awesome tits.
I’m sure those Germans appreciated a tall blonde in bitch bondage boots. That’s how you sell stuff…..Marketing 101.
I don’t know what the hell this “Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week” is all about, but I’m sold. Someone get me my credit card and the phone number of the closest M-B dealership!
This girl makes me want to bitch slap Megan Fox in the face with 2lbs of Canadian Bacon!
“I sthwear, if thisth sthtupid bitch sthtepsth in front of me ONE MORE TIME when I am posing for a picture, I am going to sthcratch her eyesth out!”
“Ummmm… what kinda car is it? Uhhhhh, shiny?”
Did I say Tim Robbins back there? My apologies.
Wow, Dieter from “Sprockets” has really let himself go.
Right Said Fred is nearly unrecognizable when he doesn’t shave his head
Act cool… no one’s going to notice my boner…
Five bucks says Michael Bay is hiding in that car.
The last time I saw anyone assume that position Geoffrey Rush and Eddie Izzard started gagging and coughing soon after.
Someone at Benz needs to put a hit out on that guy…he’s ruining everything.
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