Auditioning for a remake of “Something about Mary”?
“Actually, I prefer to eat box with the “Teeth on top, tongue on bottom” method
she looks hot even when she looks retarded.
Um, what you said.
Alright, who smoked out the Maple Christ?
licky licky i want dicky…is what she might be saying, not me…cause im straight and stuff
She made the same face when she saw Daniel Radcliffe’s weiner on Broadway.
I don’t always herp, but when I do, I derp.
“Now Ron, remember, when you take the drunk bitch home, YOU fly the broom!”
So he said, “I’m from The Superficial, and I’ll give you ten dollars American to see your tits!” And I said, “Yeah, right, nerd!”
“And THEN I told tem I was leaving cause I was too FAMOUS!…HAHAHA” *touches pearls and sips glass of merlot*
Drunken elfin chick in mourning???
Emma showing people how you perform oral sex on her.
Hey, Chachi… don’t think I don’t see you playing pocket pool back there.
JIZZED IN HER PANTS!!!
Stop making fun of Down’s Syndrome people.
Maybe someone just told her that this picture was going to be on superficial.com .
“That little thing? c’mon!
“Weasley, you cheeky, bastard! I said ‘Urwund Fitz Tween Mawbunz’. No, just leave it now.”
“You call that a wand?!”
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