1. Dick Hell

    Don’t sell her short, that’s Russian singer AND farm implements calendar-girl Sasha Gradiva.

  2. My favorite part is when she beat up Rocky in that movie.

  3. rantatonne

    In Soviet Russia female pop-stars are their own male background dancers.

  4. She tells her mom they’re “just friends”

  5. cc

    Just prior to intercourse she says ‘I must break you’.

  6. I’m a little scared…and aroused…

    i’m scaroused.

  7. I don’t know, but I’ve been told.
    Russian pussy is mighty cold.

  8. Snooki's Taint

    Miami beach you say? looks like she couldn’t get into Canada, and headed south.

  9. Because if you can import anything from America, it’s only logical that you’ll go for a Hogan-Willis clone.

  10. “I vish to dee-fekt!”

  11. Visible Ink

    To quote Dumb & Dumber: Look at the butt on that! Yeah, he must work out!

  12. Capitalist Pancake

    It’s the head of Christopher Walken in the SNL ‘more cowbell’ sketch.

  13. EricLr

    I’d marry her. You know if she’s Russian, she’s not an opportunist.

  14. lily

    a little too bulky for my taste

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