1. Bob

    Mom, you’re embarrassing me!

    • donkeylicks

      How come no else pointed out that this looks exactly like a still frame taken of an olympic diver mid Triple Lindy?

  2. I’m not sure what’s next on the “Things to do to get pap’ed” list, but it might be scary.

  3. I don’t know which lips are more disgusting.

  4. MarkM

    Look! I TOLD you I could get my boobs to be ABOVE my knees!

  5. DonDrapersDad

    She’s more gumby than woman now. Twisted and evil.

  6. There’s a lot of denim covering the place where her head just popped out of.

  7. little turtle head

    I’ve never had an erection go from big to small so fast from viewing a small to a big picture….

  8. Hank E. Ring

    The guy turns to vomit…

  9. little turtle head

    Damn you thumbnails!!!!! I never thought clicking a pic from small to big would take my dick from big to small!!!!!!

  10. When they say that women should examine themselves for lumps, they don’t mean their assholes.

  11. Nettie

    Beauty Tip #1: Upside-down face reverses the effects of gravity on the skin, making your face appear less wrinkled.

  12. Jarrod

    “Hey Liam Neeson, remember THIS?!” Liam Neeson: Cuts off cock with sword.

  13. journalschism

    Just in case you ever wanted to know what it was like to f*ck Edward G. Robinson up the ass…

  14. Mike Walker

    Take this, paparazzi scum!!! PFFFLLLLLAAATTTTT!!!!

  15. cc

    She heard that if you stay like that for an hour, the blood rushing to our head smooths out the wrinkles.

  16. Anonymous

    And STILL the construction guys completely ignored her!

  17. How busted does your face have to be that hanging upside down is an improvement?

  18. Still trying to find herself, I see.

  19. tlmck

    Well the paps did say “show us your good side”.

  20. This is definitely her best angle.

  21. Urbanspaceman

    Suzy Parker, the true “first supermodel” would never have been photographed like this imposter.

  22. Michelle

    The black hole

  23. Billy Ray

    Note to self: Wait for the full-size photo to load instead of fapping to the thumbnail.

  24. The Brown Streak

    Ever wonder how they made Selena Gomez’s new fragrance?

  25. Bianca

    Oh yeah, Tyra? Well kiss my FLAT ass.

  26. “YoooooHoooooo…has anyone seen where I’ve wandered off to?”

  27. El Jefe

    Janice, please stop.

  28. EricLr

    The worst smell he’s ever encountered in his life. And he used to work at a sewage plant next to a pulp mill.

  29. I hate to admit this, but this is the best picture she has taken in years.

  30. Pine Table Fever

    It took her four hours to get into that position and another six to straighten back up.

  31. Feral B

    “Ok ok, you’re right. Whilst I don’t agree it smells like ‘The Bat Cave’, here’s your $50″

  32. Looks a hell of a lot better than the face.

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