Mom, you’re embarrassing me!
How come no else pointed out that this looks exactly like a still frame taken of an olympic diver mid Triple Lindy?
I’m not sure what’s next on the “Things to do to get pap’ed” list, but it might be scary.
I don’t know which lips are more disgusting.
Look! I TOLD you I could get my boobs to be ABOVE my knees!
She’s more gumby than woman now. Twisted and evil.
There’s a lot of denim covering the place where her head just popped out of.
I’ve never had an erection go from big to small so fast from viewing a small to a big picture….
The guy turns to vomit…
It kind of looks like he already threw up in his mouth.
Damn you thumbnails!!!!! I never thought clicking a pic from small to big would take my dick from big to small!!!!!!
Nope, the “Big to small” part was just you finally seeing the reality…
When they say that women should examine themselves for lumps, they don’t mean their assholes.
Beauty Tip #1: Upside-down face reverses the effects of gravity on the skin, making your face appear less wrinkled.
“Hey Liam Neeson, remember THIS?!” Liam Neeson: Cuts off cock with sword.
Just in case you ever wanted to know what it was like to f*ck Edward G. Robinson up the ass…
Take this, paparazzi scum!!! PFFFLLLLLAAATTTTT!!!!
She heard that if you stay like that for an hour, the blood rushing to our head smooths out the wrinkles.
And STILL the construction guys completely ignored her!
How busted does your face have to be that hanging upside down is an improvement?
Still trying to find herself, I see.
Well the paps did say “show us your good side”.
This is definitely her best angle.
Suzy Parker, the true “first supermodel” would never have been photographed like this imposter.
The black hole
Note to self: Wait for the full-size photo to load instead of fapping to the thumbnail.
Ever wonder how they made Selena Gomez’s new fragrance?
Oh yeah, Tyra? Well kiss my FLAT ass.
“YoooooHoooooo…has anyone seen where I’ve wandered off to?”
Janice, please stop.
The worst smell he’s ever encountered in his life. And he used to work at a sewage plant next to a pulp mill.
I hate to admit this, but this is the best picture she has taken in years.
It took her four hours to get into that position and another six to straighten back up.
“Ok ok, you’re right. Whilst I don’t agree it smells like ‘The Bat Cave’, here’s your $50″
Looks a hell of a lot better than the face.
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Janice Dickinson in Malibu. (July 4, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN