superficial

  1. squarilyn

    Katie Perry: Part of Me. (Hint: it’s boobs!)

  2. JC

    “Pssst…Snow White! Why do you look so much whorier than you do in the cartoon?”

  3. “OK dad, I got her to bend down. Now what?”

  4. YoMamma

    Katy Perry appears to be Mom Enough.

  5. Hank E. Ring

    MILK!!!

  6. little turtle head

    I’m sorry bunny your mommy’s the only one that can breastfeed you…

  7. Frugal Gourmet

    You’re washed up lady.

  8. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “Please Miss Perry, don’t let them send me away. it’s not my fault I’m a redhead.”

  9. Jarrod

    “Miss Katy, can you do that thing where you shoot whip cream out of your Mommy Parts?”

  10. cc

    I hope and pray that this fuckin’ movie flops.

  11. RisingDragonFist

    His Make-A-Wish? Motorboating

  12. Crissy

    Ok, Katie, just because everyone makes a big deal about those things, don’t mean you can go breastfeeding other people’s kids!

  13. Make up is her best friend. If it weren’t for that and her tits she would be a one hit wonder.

  14. The Brown Streak

    Even the kid doesn’t want second hand milk.

  15. Winnie

    You’ll love me won’t you? WON’T YOU!

  16. “In other news, songstress Katy Perry’s eyelashes caught a 7-year-old boy very near his jugular vein. The youth was taken to the hospital where he remains in guarded condition…”

  17. Visible Ink

    No way that kid is turning gay after this!

  18. EricLr

    Sweetie look, it’s the Faery Titty Princess!

  19. AttackCat

    I wuv you, boobs.

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