Katie Perry: Part of Me. (Hint: it’s boobs!)
“Pssst…Snow White! Why do you look so much whorier than you do in the cartoon?”
“OK dad, I got her to bend down. Now what?”
Katy Perry appears to be Mom Enough.
I’m sorry bunny your mommy’s the only one that can breastfeed you…
I’m sorry honey your mommy’s the only one that can breastfeed you…
Having issues with your posting? You posted the same-ish thing twice with the Janice Dickenson picture.
You’re washed up lady.
“Please Miss Perry, don’t let them send me away. it’s not my fault I’m a redhead.”
“Miss Katy, can you do that thing where you shoot whip cream out of your Mommy Parts?”
I hope and pray that this fuckin’ movie flops.
His Make-A-Wish? Motorboating
Ok, Katie, just because everyone makes a big deal about those things, don’t mean you can go breastfeeding other people’s kids!
Make up is her best friend. If it weren’t for that and her tits she would be a one hit wonder.
Even the kid doesn’t want second hand milk.
You’ll love me won’t you? WON’T YOU!
“In other news, songstress Katy Perry’s eyelashes caught a 7-year-old boy very near his jugular vein. The youth was taken to the hospital where he remains in guarded condition…”
No way that kid is turning gay after this!
Sweetie look, it’s the Faery Titty Princess!
I wuv you, boobs.
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