1. “I SPECIFICALLY told you PRE SHRUNK.”

  2. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    This outfit needs suspenders and a hanky on his head

  3. MarkM

    Now if only Brad would give me his “hand me down” dates.

  4. “I’m sorry, Mr. Pitt. Once again, Interpol has lost the trail of the elusive Sock Bandit.”

  5. I remember when I had my growth spurt.

  6. “I was told there would be flooding…..Ah, of course. Only when my brother arrives. I see nothing’s changed then.”

  7. Swearin

    It seems he’s been having a rough time since being written off Boardwalk Empire

  8. Jarrod

    “You’re move, Brad.”

  9. journalschism

    Seems he stole the wrong the costumes upon exiting ‘Boardwalk Empire.’

  10. Pictured: A man with no honest friends.

  11. gigi

    yeah….. that’s never gonna happen…

  12. He’s ready for the flood.

  13. cc

    I know we are supposed to be proud of life’s little achievements, but seriously, isn’t polishing your shoes setting the bar a little low?

  14. Bigalkie

    Michael Pitt looks dejected after missing out on the plum role of Little Jack Horner.

  15. Anonymous

    I bet he gets all the cock he wants with that outfit on.

  16. This is a joke, right?

  17. How old was he when he got INTO that car?

  18. tlmck

    “It’s no problem Mr. Pitt. We will have wardrobe shorten you legs.”

  19. neo_v

    Douche

  20. Ryan Gosling

    i’d still hit it.

  21. Visible Ink

    Brad Pitt just called his attorney to check if he could sue for defamation of character.

  22. vandinz

    Millhouses’ flood pants?

  23. EricLr

    Washed them on “Hot” didn’t you?

  24. MF

    He’s lovely.

  25. squishy

    Promotion for awesomely rockin shoes?!

  26. HailSatan

    Floods over bozo!

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