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  1. MarkM

    And after a photo finish, Rumor Willis wins by a chin!

  2. Anyone else here that wouldn’t toss her out of bed for eating crackers? or a mild chin stab?
    Just me?
    Fine then….

  3. that’s a face only a mother could love.

  4. I wonder if she ever gets tired of saying “one or two bags?”

  5. Boo Yah

    Pure butterface. Her body is smoking. At least Demi gave her something…

    • hm..

      well actually, tits come from your father’s mother so she should thank her grandmother, bruce’s side ;)

  6. Yippie kai yay, tits.

  7. Frank Burns

    Chive on, Russet Willis, no need to be sour about creamy skin, but if you stay out in the sun too long it may look twice-baked.

  8. journalschism

    If you keep wearing skirts you’ll never get your wife back, Russell Brand!

  9. I’m old enough to remember when it was born.

  10. I don’t remember those Easter Island heads having boobies.

  11. cc

    On top of everything, now she has jaundice.

  12. What do you get when you cross Demi Moore with Bruce Willis? I don’t exactly know but I bet it’s got the ugliest chin in the world.

  13. Mikemav

    I see Sarah Silverman’s latest visit to Filene’s Basement’s new plastic surgery division, though making her look more youthful, didn’t go according to plan…
    (The month’s special: The Rumor, 1/2 off)

  14. Everyone thinks she used to work in a grocery store because whenever she meets a new guy she asks, “Paper or plastic?”

  15. tlmck

    It’s always a shame when the face does not match the body.

  16. Her body is fucking tight! Shame about the face though. This is why we have doggy style.

  17. Urvag

    Rumer has it that her mom and dad were never meant to mate.

  18. Soon enough Hollywood will figure out how to perform a chin job, and this will be their first subject.

  19. Schweddy Snatch

    I wonder if her and her sisters ever have chin-sword battles. Winner takes on Reese for the title?

  20. Chin up, young lady. No, seriously, it’s scraping along the sidewalk.

  21. El Jefe

    Dammnit, I kind of sorta would now with her looking like this.

  22. EricLr

    Trust me on this, guys, don’t look up!

  23. Pine Table Fever

    What chu’ chewin’ on, Wilis?

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