Looks like he is about 8 1/2 months.
Or in Jessica Simpson terms, 6 weeks
Must suck to not be able to scratch your belly button.
Just needs to dig a little is all…imagine the lint that sucker holds!!
I finally understand the words to “Black Hole Sun.”
Nice Soundgarden reference!
That Tracy Morgan is one talented dude!
When he’s not being punked by za` gays.
Poppin’ fresh dough!
Is Miley Cyrus in the audience? #peniscakegag
those tits are HUGE!
Keep in mind he’s about 4½ feet tall so ouch…. HE should be riding around in a scooter.
It’s not his fault he’s heavy, it’s the Higgs Boson.
Does his belt count as a solar system?
“Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do I look like a muthafuckin’ pregnant Jessica Simpson? I’m much slimmer, bitch!” Now, can we please get back to the music?”
It’s too late to do anything out of sympathy for Jessica Simpson, you fool.
I guess those weren’t diet 7-Ups.
He has a larger rack than I do. Fuck, I’m being shown up by a dude!
But you have a much prettier butt!
Tattoo got himself a case of the Cancer and let himself go
So that’s what Kim Kardashian’s ass looks like when she lifts up her shirt.
Hasn’t missed a meal since 1904.
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