1. Mickey01232000

    Looks like he is about 8 1/2 months.

  2. me


  3. Must suck to not be able to scratch your belly button.

  4. MarkM

    I finally understand the words to “Black Hole Sun.”

  5. DonDrapersDad

    That Tracy Morgan is one talented dude!

  6. Poppin’ fresh dough!

  7. Is Miley Cyrus in the audience? #peniscakegag

  8. mrsmass

    those tits are HUGE!

  9. Keep in mind he’s about 4½ feet tall so ouch…. HE should be riding around in a scooter.

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    It’s not his fault he’s heavy, it’s the Higgs Boson.

  11. Does his belt count as a solar system?

  12. “Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do I look like a muthafuckin’ pregnant Jessica Simpson? I’m much slimmer, bitch!” Now, can we please get back to the music?”

  13. cc

    It’s too late to do anything out of sympathy for Jessica Simpson, you fool.

  14. I guess those weren’t diet 7-Ups.

  15. Sheelly

    He has a larger rack than I do. Fuck, I’m being shown up by a dude!

  16. gigi

    eww, whyyyy??

  17. RisingDragonFist

    Tattoo got himself a case of the Cancer and let himself go

  18. Anonymous

    So that’s what Kim Kardashian’s ass looks like when she lifts up her shirt.

  19. tlmck

    Hasn’t missed a meal since 1904.

  20. broduh jenner

    “No, Christina! I DA FATTEST”

  21. That’s fucking disgusting!

  22. Minky Wail

    “See? Low.”

  23. The Brown Streak

    What I wouldn’t give to see Cee Lo Green and Britney Spears going after the last piece of chicken.

  24. He’s like a shorter, blacker, balder, fatter, more talented, richer, better eyesight-having version of me. We should totally remake Ebony and Ivory. Or Twins.

  25. journalschism

    “I’ll be plucking the dandruff off the scalps of the two honies who’ll be bobbing and weaving under this thang tonight, so f*ck youuuuu-ooo-ooo!”

  26. MinionPorn


  27. Bionic_Crouton

    Hey Hey Hey… Its Fat Albert!

  28. rospo

    I thought Jessica Simpson gave birth two months ago..

  29. Visible Ink

    Must… resist… urge… to make lame pregnancy joke!

  30. As if Kris Humphries didn’t have enough trouble with one pregnancy on his hands.

  31. EricLr

    Still better looking than Snooki.

  32. 1crazymutha

    Giant belly….tiny hands

  33. k8

    Sorry, Jessica, the tan isn’t helping.

  34. Tits or GTFO…nevermind….

  35. HailSatan

    Question. Who pays to see this short idiot and why?

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