Looks like he is about 8 1/2 months.
Or in Jessica Simpson terms, 6 weeks
Must suck to not be able to scratch your belly button.
Just needs to dig a little is all…imagine the lint that sucker holds!!
I finally understand the words to “Black Hole Sun.”
Nice Soundgarden reference!
That Tracy Morgan is one talented dude!
When he’s not being punked by za` gays.
Poppin’ fresh dough!
Is Miley Cyrus in the audience? #peniscakegag
those tits are HUGE!
Keep in mind he’s about 4½ feet tall so ouch…. HE should be riding around in a scooter.
It’s not his fault he’s heavy, it’s the Higgs Boson.
Does his belt count as a solar system?
“Whoa, whoa, whoa. Do I look like a muthafuckin’ pregnant Jessica Simpson? I’m much slimmer, bitch!” Now, can we please get back to the music?”
It’s too late to do anything out of sympathy for Jessica Simpson, you fool.
I guess those weren’t diet 7-Ups.
He has a larger rack than I do. Fuck, I’m being shown up by a dude!
But you have a much prettier butt!
Tattoo got himself a case of the Cancer and let himself go
So that’s what Kim Kardashian’s ass looks like when she lifts up her shirt.
Hasn’t missed a meal since 1904.
“No, Christina! I DA FATTEST”
That’s fucking disgusting!
What I wouldn’t give to see Cee Lo Green and Britney Spears going after the last piece of chicken.
He’s like a shorter, blacker, balder, fatter, more talented, richer, better eyesight-having version of me. We should totally remake Ebony and Ivory. Or Twins.
“I’ll be plucking the dandruff off the scalps of the two honies who’ll be bobbing and weaving under this thang tonight, so f*ck youuuuu-ooo-ooo!”
Hey Hey Hey… Its Fat Albert!
I thought Jessica Simpson gave birth two months ago..
Must… resist… urge… to make lame pregnancy joke!
As if Kris Humphries didn’t have enough trouble with one pregnancy on his hands.
Still better looking than Snooki.
Giant belly….tiny hands
Sorry, Jessica, the tan isn’t helping.
Tits or GTFO…nevermind….
Question. Who pays to see this short idiot and why?
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Cee Lo Green performing in Miami. (July 3, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN