1. Dick Hell

    Mediocrity has been very very good to these guys.

  2. ..Michael: his body is in Malibu; his mind… not so much.

  3. Netta

    Michael Douglas? Are you sure this isn’t an extra from The Walking Dead set?

  4. MarkM

    A lot of shots of Michael without Catherine lately.

  5. bonerspunk

    Nice to see Kenny G visiting burn victims in Malibu.

  6. LOL, on your son possibly getting life in prison. Now why would a WEALTHY, WEALTHY, WEALTHY rich Jew need to sell drugs?

    • You know, there was absolutely no reason for you to throw “Jew” in there, but you did so anyway. I almost respect that you’re unabashed about your anti-Semitism. Almost.

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The ghost of Casey Jones

  8. cc

    Where’s his tricycle? ‘…think of it as a reverse bear trap…’

  9. Jesus, I bet if you could scroll down, you’d see a pair of white velcro sneakers.

  10. Shadowlurker? Is that you?

  11. contusion

    I think this was actually the red carpet at the 2012 the Irrelevant Awards.

  12. Death looks a lot like Kenny G.

  13. Frank Burns

    “For whom does the jazzy saxophone play? It plays for you, Michael Douglas.”
    “Fuck you, Kenny.

  14. Jake

    The older he gets, the jewier he looks.

  15. MichaelMacaulay DouglasCulkin

  16. The Pope

    Hmm, I can’t decide who I want to punch more. On the one hand, Michael Douglas is wearing a Miami Heat hat. On the other, well it’s just Kenny G.

  17. Bigalkie

    Rojo Caliente

  18. “Kenny says he’s going to teach me how to blow a saxophone, or something like that…”

  19. tlmck

    Sadly, it looks like Michael is about to be fitted for a Hoveround.

  20. Will Kenny G ever change his fucking ugly hairstyle?

  21. Urvag

    You know are on the verge of death when you start hanging out with Kenny G.

  22. Michael Douglas just moved three slots up on my dead pool, just below Lindsay Lohan.

  23. Ollie

    weekend at bernies?

  24. They were hosting the 2012 Bug-eyed Muhfuggas’ Convention.

  25. Quijibo

    When did he die?

  26. EricLr

    Why do I get the sense that this crowd is shuffling around aimlessly, desperately craving brains?

    That’s not a zombie joke. It’s a Hollywood one.

  27. Pine Table Fever

    Man, he looks completely fucked. Take your pick about which one I mean.

  28. bethy

    Maybe Jared Leto NEEDS that eyeliner….

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