1. Indiana Jones: The Retirement Years

  2. Cut the guy some slack – it was the only thing the nurses had after they took away his bullwhip.

  3. Joke’s on the other guy… That thing’s filled with his urine…

  4. No I do not want my windows washed for a quarter.

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Twenty minutes later he was holding up the wall with one hand shaking it with the other and still nothing

  6. “Care to sample Nolte?”

  7. “Rabbits! Twenty-three, no four of them! Attacking my car! It’s the purple…you gotta find the dragon! He’s the one with the spoon! It’s the only way! Quick! To Budapest!”

  8. Animal

    But seriously, what is he doing?

  9. Swearin

    Um, a squirt gun isn’t going to eliminate the velociraptor threat, Dr. Hammond.

  10. Mike Walker

    Goddammit, you kids are going to get it this time… aw, sonnofabitch outta water, jesus christ!

  11. Playing cops ‘n robbers with Gary Busey

  12. tlmck

    How cute. Grandpa thinks he’s still on the set of “48 Hrs.”.

  13. The Brown Streak

    Andy Griffith fought death til the very end.

  14. neo_v

    the alternate ending to “Legends of the Fall”

  15. Visible Ink

    I’m not crazy! My shrink said so. Right after giving me these pills he said were candy.

  16. “How about this…??? ‘You! Girly! Fill these bags with money or I’ll spray the front of your blouse!’…think it will work?”

  17. EricLr

    He actually turned into his character from “Down and Out in Beverly Hills” so slowly that none of us even noticed until it was too late.

  18. Pine Table Fever

    “…we can’t stop here. This is Nolte country!”

  19. The Royal Penis

    This is not the man that co-starred in 48 hours. He’s a doppleganger.

  20. Dusty Diamond

    Phillip Seymour Hoffman has really let himself go after Charlie Wilson’s War

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