Nick Nolte in Malibu. (July 3, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
PEW PEW PEW!!!
Accompanied by the sounds of the squeaky toy he’s wielding.
Indiana Jones: The Retirement Years
Indiana Jones: The Onset of Dementia.
Cut the guy some slack – it was the only thing the nurses had after they took away his bullwhip.
Joke’s on the other guy… That thing’s filled with his urine…
No I do not want my windows washed for a quarter.
Twenty minutes later he was holding up the wall with one hand shaking it with the other and still nothing
“Care to sample Nolte?”
“Rabbits! Twenty-three, no four of them! Attacking my car! It’s the purple…you gotta find the dragon! He’s the one with the spoon! It’s the only way! Quick! To Budapest!”
This one’s got to en up on TMIPOTI, Fish.
But seriously, what is he doing?
Um, a squirt gun isn’t going to eliminate the velociraptor threat, Dr. Hammond.
Goddammit, you kids are going to get it this time… aw, sonnofabitch outta water, jesus christ!
Playing cops ‘n robbers with Gary Busey
How cute. Grandpa thinks he’s still on the set of “48 Hrs.”.
Andy Griffith fought death til the very end.
the alternate ending to “Legends of the Fall”
I’m not crazy! My shrink said so. Right after giving me these pills he said were candy.
“How about this…??? ‘You! Girly! Fill these bags with money or I’ll spray the front of your blouse!’…think it will work?”
He actually turned into his character from “Down and Out in Beverly Hills” so slowly that none of us even noticed until it was too late.
“…we can’t stop here. This is Nolte country!”
This is not the man that co-starred in 48 hours. He’s a doppleganger.
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