Snooki in Seaside Heights, NJ. (July 2, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Oh look it’s a homeless boil.
All she needs is the sign that says “I will work for food.”
“Oh. This is supposed to be for the baby?”
“Well, I didn’t want to buy the 30-pack of Coors Light, but the store was all out of my Calico Jack rum!”
Let’s just hope that, in spite of the debilitating effects of fetal alcohol syndrome, the child will eventually have the wherewithal and strength to kill his mother and everyone she knows.
Does anyone else feel sorry for that child?
And somewhere, back in the store cooler, a baby is wedged between a case of Coors Light and 40 of MIckey’s.
Her ultrasound showed the fetus was a pony keg.
I wasn’t aware she’d already given birth; it looks so healthy, compared to what I’d envisioned!
why does she have a jogging stroller? you know this cow hasn’t done a shred of exercise ever.
It was the only one they had at the swap meet.
Stone the crows, if it ain’t Mary Poppins
Homeless Snooki must have went through all that undeserved Jersey Shore money.
Why does she even HAVE a stroller? She’s been getting around riding a Rascal scooter. Seriously, why does she have one?
Get out of the stroller kid! Mommy’s got something more important to put in there.
RoseMary’s Baby er Garbage.
Oddly enough, that’s exactly how I imagined her baby would look.
omg i must have missed the birth announcement!!
Here ya go…
“Half Pepsi, half Diet Pepsi. I’m a slim Mommy.”
Looking more and more like Roseanne Barr every day.
Too bad it’s all in the script.
How sweet to see a mommy-to-be practicing, trying to get used to pushing her “precious cargo” around in a stroller…
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