Oh look it’s a homeless boil.
All she needs is the sign that says “I will work for food.”
“Oh. This is supposed to be for the baby?”
“Well, I didn’t want to buy the 30-pack of Coors Light, but the store was all out of my Calico Jack rum!”
Let’s just hope that, in spite of the debilitating effects of fetal alcohol syndrome, the child will eventually have the wherewithal and strength to kill his mother and everyone she knows.
Does anyone else feel sorry for that child?
And somewhere, back in the store cooler, a baby is wedged between a case of Coors Light and 40 of MIckey’s.
Her ultrasound showed the fetus was a pony keg.
I wasn’t aware she’d already given birth; it looks so healthy, compared to what I’d envisioned!
why does she have a jogging stroller? you know this cow hasn’t done a shred of exercise ever.
It was the only one they had at the swap meet.
Stone the crows, if it ain’t Mary Poppins
Homeless Snooki must have went through all that undeserved Jersey Shore money.
Why does she even HAVE a stroller? She’s been getting around riding a Rascal scooter. Seriously, why does she have one?
Get out of the stroller kid! Mommy’s got something more important to put in there.
RoseMary’s Baby er Garbage.
Oddly enough, that’s exactly how I imagined her baby would look.
omg i must have missed the birth announcement!!
Here ya go…
“Half Pepsi, half Diet Pepsi. I’m a slim Mommy.”
Looking more and more like Roseanne Barr every day.
Too bad it’s all in the script.
How sweet to see a mommy-to-be practicing, trying to get used to pushing her “precious cargo” around in a stroller…
Didn’t know Coors had a line of baby formula
Unfortunately, there IS a baby in the stroller
She needs to add more stuff if shes trying to simulate her future babies weight.
Oh I see, she’s gonna breastfeed with Pepsi so they can offer her some child-sponsorship… tricky.
ha, she did remember her shoes.
Could have sworn she’d end up with a coke baby.
Wow!!! I am shocked. I would’ve expected her to birth some Nattie Light not Coors.
Awww how cute! She already has the baby “branded!!!”
Somewhere the CEOs of Coors Brewing Company and Pesico are weeping.
Does anyone know if Child Protective Services books in advance?
Think the tires need more air in them.
Such warmth, such radiance, such a maternal glow…
Somewhere in Iran an anti-american poster designer goes: AH, FUCK!
I don’t get it. Last week she couldn’t fart without a rascal scooter, but now she’s OK to walk and push her dinner around with her?
She’s not pregnant. She’s fat and wanted something to push her alcohol around town.
I saw a Bag Lady just ike her only with a shopping cart instead of a three-wheeled stroller… How inventive a use of those early baby gifts… She is not as dumb as she looks… couldn’t be!!
“That was one hell of a baby shower, and look, I got everything I registered for, too!”
The caption on this should read, “I didn’t think it was possible to put everything that is wrong with the United States into one picture….until now.”
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Snooki in Seaside Heights, NJ. (July 2, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN