1. frankie

    No I am sorry mam, I did not see the horse you rode in on. Is there anything else I can do for you?

  2. cajunhawk

    If I was strung out on heroin…I would totally bang her. She wouldn’t be a good meth lay. Too mopey and incoherent.

  3. They just called my Kathy Griffin… can I sue them for that?

  4. JimBB

    Excuse me sir, but could you kindly direct me to your finest crack dealers, please?

  5. That #Freethenipple thing doesn’t sound so good now does it?

  6. “I’m very sorry, ma’am. Can you describe what your dignity looked like? And when you last had it?”

  7. ^$&%@!

    Ok Kate Moss just rose up a notch…

  8. Dr Plaid

    She looks like she’s afraid of the cars, and no, I don’t mean the reunited band, The Cars, but I could see how that would scare her too.

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