No I am sorry mam, I did not see the horse you rode in on. Is there anything else I can do for you?
If I was strung out on heroin…I would totally bang her. She wouldn’t be a good meth lay. Too mopey and incoherent.
They just called my Kathy Griffin… can I sue them for that?
all shit dammit typo ruined my joke
…trust me; it did’nt.
Excuse me sir, but could you kindly direct me to your finest crack dealers, please?
That #Freethenipple thing doesn’t sound so good now does it?
“I’m very sorry, ma’am. Can you describe what your dignity looked like? And when you last had it?”
Ok Kate Moss just rose up a notch…
She looks like she’s afraid of the cars, and no, I don’t mean the reunited band, The Cars, but I could see how that would scare her too.
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