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  1. renotastic

    Killer hat.

  2. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    Urban Undead Cowboy.

  3. Jackmac

    Take my wife, please! Bum dum bump.

  4. He looks like Death itself. To his wife, quite literally.

  5. The Adventures of the Cigar Store Indian 2014

  6. dbag

    Octogenarian cowboy chic.

  7. I love this guy, he had the best murder defense ever: “I couldn’t have killed my wife, because I was in the restaurant retrieving the gun I left behind”

  8. Looks like Fred the Cockatoo has been replaced by a vulture circling overhead.

  9. Eejut

    You’re move Rourke.

  10. JimBB

    Say what you want about this guy, but nobody does divorce better.

  11. Swearin

    I don’t like the direction they’re taking with the Dallas character in Magic Mike 2

  12. He’s the gallstone cowboy.

  13. “I’m here to kill wives and drink Fresca, and I’m all out of–oops, nope, I still have half a can left.”

  14. BlackManUSAonTwitter

    “Soon the rebellion will be crushed, and I will drink this cold soda.”

  15. Gordon GEICO

    It’s nice to see that Max Hardcore has still got it.

  16. …i pray i’m never one of those old guys who does’nt know when to give up the ‘sleeveless muscle shirt’ look …even jack lalanne had the self-awareness to cover up after 70.

  17. Johnny Winter’s looking pretty good considering he’s dead.

  18. Davis

    And, they always return to the scene of the crime.

  19. Bobcat Goldthwait’s looking good for his age.

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