superficial

  1. renotastic

    Yes. I’m the sire of this one, as well.

  2. “We’re live at America’s Got Talent, and Matt Lauer, what’s your talent?”

    (points to Savannah Guthrie’s stomach) “SEXIN!!!!”

  3. Is the baby his? I wouldn’t be surprised.

  4. That’s not a talent. That’s just getting knocked up.

  5. Wally's Beaver

    Any larger and Lauer’s peen will be touching her.

  6. Vladimir

    Pretty sure that’s not how you wear that dress…

  7. harsky & starch

    Don’t say anything bad about Atlanta…err, Savannah because I WILL HURT YOU.

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