Fingers & teeth only a reptilian mother could love.
“If your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer”.
“I’m not falling for that again!”
“I fell for it again, I’m telling Mummy”
Beiber did what to Miranda? AIGH!!!
And of course, she walked right around the hidden trap.
Royal Health Insurance doesn’t include dental?
Damn it, what’s the name of that poisonous flower Walter used…
Wow, I finally get the horse joke!
“Crikey! I could have had a V-8!”
“What do you mean it was just a dream?!”
“I taught Conrad Pooh everything he knows”
I been brown nosing me mum, the stain is permanent now.
“Ye’d think that one loovely day the old bat’d just drop dead and leave the fookin’ kingdom to me!”
Flowers is my favoritest things, innit.
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