Snooki, JWoww, Roger Matthews, and Jionni LaValle with their dogs and their miserable, horrible lives in New Jersey. (July 2, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Adding “miserable, horrible” to their “lives in New Jersey” is unnecessary. It’s like calling water “wet”.
It’s weird–I would have thought that alcoholism, street brawling, botched plastic surgery, pissing yourself in public, and having unwanted children at an early age were all keys to a happy life.
All I know is I wouldn’t want to be behind them in a buffet line.
Snooki looks like some sort of diarrhea gypsy.
That got really fucking ugly, really fucking fast
They look like a bunch of carnies showing up for work at the county fair.
Now that you mention it, Jersey is like a run-down County Fair,
at the end of the worlds largest (and smelliest) Land Fill.
smh… dogs and sows.
I’ll never understand why parents opt to put their children on leashes.
I never thought I’d see anything like that north of the Mason-Dixon line.
Disclosure: I’m an SC native.
Wow, the Texas border crossing stuff is looking rough.
“Everybody got their drinks ready? Then let’s go live with Xenu in the spaceship on the other side of the sun!”
Fish is nailing it with his captions.
I’ve never once watched Jersey Shore but judging by how they dressed that baby, I’ve gathered all I need to know.
‘Bout time they put these people in a cage. Surprised they aint throwin’ poop at the payin’ public yet.
Have you ever seen the episode of Black Books where Fran discovers she has Eastern European distant cousins living near her, and decides to meet them?
Fuck the whole lot of them. I’d still fuck Snooki though. I know. I have a problem.
But if you do her as she appears in this picture you also get to claim to have done the entire cast of The Flintstones – all at once!
Look,paper covers scissors so I win! You carry the kid and get to carry the salami.
They look like they were fired from a carnival side show.
I think the bulk of the intelligence in this photo is residing at the ends of those two leashes.
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