1. The Paunching of the Christ.

  2. PassingTrue

    Can’t walk on water with them big damn holes in your feet, huh?

  3. Flatliner

    It wasn’t a dingo that ate your baby.

  4. Cock Dr

    I don’t know who he is but he looks hostile. It must be hard coming to grips with the fact that your moobs aren’t always gonna be the best on the beach.

  5. What’s wrong with you idiots.

  6. MRF

    Fat Jesus like to surf.

  7. Yes, Jim: you are being watched…

  8. I’ve never seen his dad but apparently he’s already turned into him.

  9. Can’t blame that on Judas.

  10. Francis

    CanĀ“t pray for abs?

  11. gumbypokey

    Self conscious? What’s funny is that the guy in the water has a decent paunch as well, if not worse.

  12. Holy Hell God Is Pregnant!

    Jesus Christ you need to do some sit ups.

  13. Good God Gerard Butch It Up

    OK, when God puts a bun in his own sons oven, is it considered incest?

  14. Marketing Mike

    Bieber in 5 years

  15. Still a great actor.

  16. journalschism

    Clearly his “Person of Interest” is Mr. Softee.

  17. Johnny Barbells

    “Where’s your god now, Caviezel?”

  18. He doesn’t look so fucking tough just standing on the beach.

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