The Paunching of the Christ.
Can’t walk on water with them big damn holes in your feet, huh?
It wasn’t a dingo that ate your baby.
I don’t know who he is but he looks hostile. It must be hard coming to grips with the fact that your moobs aren’t always gonna be the best on the beach.
What’s wrong with you idiots.
Fat Jesus like to surf.
Yes, Jim: you are being watched…
I’ve never seen his dad but apparently he’s already turned into him.
Can’t blame that on Judas.
Can´t pray for abs?
Self conscious? What’s funny is that the guy in the water has a decent paunch as well, if not worse.
Jesus Christ you need to do some sit ups.
OK, when God puts a bun in his own sons oven, is it considered incest?
Bieber in 5 years
Still a great actor.
Clearly his “Person of Interest” is Mr. Softee.
“Where’s your god now, Caviezel?”
He doesn’t look so fucking tough just standing on the beach.
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