Damn shes still got it, she always looks so much better when she covers up her sad “I was sexually taken advantage of” eyes.
Yes, and no.
Damn you button!!!
Always nice to see the wraps come off the buffet.
I didn’t know I had Sudden Onset Spontaneous Oral until I saw this picture.
I don’t want to close my eyes, I don’t want to fall asleep, cause I’d miss it, babe…Breeze, go on and do your thang….
The breeze isn’t the only thing that’s stiff.
where the rest.. I don’t want to miss a thing
See, most guys couldn’t because let’s face it, just as you were getting going real good, you’d flash on her geriatric father singing “Dude Looks Like A Lady” on stage and that’d be that.
I sure as hell wouldn’t be thinking about her father if I was with her.
Thanks for ruining this for me. Do you want to tell my kids there is no Santa next?
Sure. I can do it over Skype if you want. When’s a good time to tell them why they resemble the UPS man?
Shows what you know Veronika. “Uncle Daryl” works for Fed Ex.
Didn’t you ever wonder why the FedEx truck was parked outside your house for hours but you never got any deliveries?
Well, not ’till nine months later.
There’s no Santa????? You couldn’t put it a lil more gently? You suck!!
Have I ever mentioned how much I love the air? I love the air.
I’d elf her.
I always thought she was moderately attractive, but THIS is fucking amazing.
I’m digging this allright……until I noticed the crypt hand n forearm, yikes.
Damn, it wind! You had one job. One. Job!
Your move Angelina Jolie…
That’s just fucking sexy.
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