superficial

  1. Dbag

    “You mean YOU’VE got a giant wedgie too???”

  2. PassingTrue

    We both wear the same unattractive underwear according to Bill.

  3. kravdan

    Hilary demonstrates her Monica face…

  4. “When we said Bill could have access to the buffet in the green room, we didn’t mean the hostesses and bookstore staff.”

  5. Joe Blow

    “Obama’s black? Get the fuck outta here!”

  6. “I signed your book now GO AWAY!”

  7. “GET OUT! YOU’RE the one who HASN’T slept with Bill?!?”

  8. “Have you seen Sharon Stone on the Superficial lately? I think you are hotter than her now.”
    “NO SHIT, HUH!!!”

  9. meanie

    What do you mean you forgot to wear pants??? Are you f**cking KIDDING me???

  10. Little Tongue

    “Go home, young lady, and get something to cover that behind!”
    “But Mr Clinton told me he had that fantasy…”
    “Shut the fuck up and get the hell out!”

  11. Bill Clinton's penis

    I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN !!!

  12. “You’re the 1 person who bought my book?! You don’t even have pants on!”

  13. Helena Handbasket

    Pretending to be interested in some stupid soccer mom will get tiresome after a while … and she’s got a long way to go. Poor thing,

  14. “I don’t care if you are a Republican…you can still vote for me.”

  15. “I swear Mrs. Clinton. I’ve never done anything with your husband.”

  16. She should of made that face a long time ago. Maybe Bill would have stayed at home.

  17. Eric

    I’m thinking I might take that new chick from the Senate. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. “Oh… Oh… Oh!” You know what I’m talkin’ about. “Oh!”

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