Kelly Brook (Did I put this right behind her completely photoshopped Instagram pic entirely because I'm a soulless asshole? Discuss.) in Los Angeles. (July 2, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Now I see why she’s digging in the archive.
Don’t sweat it. I’m never going to meet her, and the ‘shopped versions work just fine for fapping.
Instagram’s gotta fuckin’ go.
More like Instasham!!!
That could be Khloe
Never compare a model like Kelly Brook to the leeches of this planet. NEVER!
But who knows? It could be Khloe.
I was thinking this looked like Hilary Puff.
*Heart Shatters*!!…wait…not quite right…
*Hard on shatters!*
It’s a package deal; you want those breasts you gotta take the thighs that come with them.
I like meaty thighs like that, so yeah.
Or get it while it’s young… legal, but young.
You are a credit to truth and honesty in reporting, Photo Boy. Now, keep posting her photoshopped pictures.
Most perfect female body 2000-2010.
She is perfectly made!
I would the Photoshop version… I would the real-life version…
I just would.
I don’t like when you post this stuff, Fish, I’m worried it will make women feel good about themselves.
She’s still gorgeous. The legs aren’t fucking massive cankles.
Like a large baby…
all about the angles.
I see nothing to complain about here. She’s still perfection. I always will.
That outfit is cute though, I believe it is from the “Toothless Whore” collection. Very Chic.
I wouldn’t even wear that in the 80s, and I work tunics with cartoon dogs on them over neon pink and purple tiger striped spandex leggings in the 80s.
Is that you, DLR?
You can downvote all you wish, anonymous enemy, I was being absolutely literal. I had yellow and gold leopard prints ones, too.
We CAN rebuild her. We have the technology…
Fat chick in little shorts.
That’s Kelly Brook? Get out!
Kudos to her (her stylists, colorists, set designers, photoshop artists, and the like) for leading us all to believe she’s a babe. ‘Cause from behind, she looks just like those chicks on “Seen in a Walmart nearest you”.
PS: She seriously has to live with the biggest case of impostor syndrom ever recorded in history. I feel for her. Really.
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