superficial

  1. So that’s what happened to my Grandpa’s workout gear. Give it back, Duhamel, you thieving bastard.

  2. This Josh’s impersonation of La Bouef (how do you spell that guy’s name?) picking a fight with a guard rail thinking it was a bouncer.

  3. Cock Dr

    Fergie don’t want no couch potato for a spouse. Run Josh, run!

  4. A Realist

    “…she was the hot chick from the Black Eye Peas, they said….23……she hasn’t had that much work done, they said….24…..she doesn’t have a penis, they said…25….”

  5. Short Round

    No matter how well it pays being in Michael Bay movies eventually takes its toll hence the outfit. Wait, is he looking at a hobo suspiciously?

  6. Somebody help this guy push his wife and the rest of California into the ocean!

  7. It’s the hipster work out!!

    1 hour – selecting sufficiently ironic, yet conformist, geek chic workout outfit (who wears black socks to work out? i’m so original.)

    5 minutes – do six of those push-ups you saw the seniors doing at the park the other day.

    1 hour – post selfies of workout gear and post -workout Starbucks to Instagram with hashtags #fitforlife and #beastmode

  8. When you are married to a man, I guess you are allowed to do girl push-ups.

  9. “Hey, you down there…for fifty bucks I’ll lower a rope down to you.”

  10. You can’t bury a guardrail that way. Seriously, I’ve tried.

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