1. Zohan

    Damn Will, you smell like ass

  2. it had to be said

    That Scotch Egg might not have been a good idea.

  3. PassingTrue

    And tofu haggis sounded like such a good idea.

  4. Post-marriage disillusionment # 8: women fart.

  5. JC

    “Your sister’s interview with Matt Lauer was certainly filled with fascinating insights…”
    “Sarcasm doesn’t become you, dear. Now do shut up about it.”

  6. Short Round

    - It wasn’t me.
    - It wasn’t me.
    - IT WAS MEEE!!! *Fletcher Reede*

  7. rican

    “It’s the vindaloo again honey, sorry”

  8. Bluto

    In royal circles, passing gas is known as “gracing the public air.”

  9. A Realist

    Again…the same face I made when seeing Kathy Griffin’s nudes…

  10. “Learn to cook.”
    “Learn to bathe.”

  11. The picture really speaks for itself.

    • eatme

      …hell yeah. fucking lame how people keep reposting the SAME joke when then joke doesn’t need to be stated.

  12. This is what happens when you hitch your wagon to Andy Murray’s star.

  13. Yep, he dealt it.

  14. Pilin

    Royal Fart.

  15. Indi….gestion.

  16. ♫Gotta go, gotta go. Gotta go right now♫

  17. fred

    “Somebody somewhere is sick of her shit, they said. Everybody turns into a Camilla eventually, they said. Piss on me for not listening.”

  18. Stinky

    That painting just didn’t sit right.

  19. Brooks

    Kate: Damn Billy, what did you eat?
    William: I’m not sure what that “English Muffin” was supposed to be, but Thomas is going to get an earful I tell ya.

  20. Little Tongue

    “Sorry, love, that I squirted so much, earlier.”
    “One drop more and I swear I’d overflown.”
    “Or drowned?”
    “Or drowned.”

  21. Kate: “William I know that strawberries and cream is a Wimbledon tradition but you’re lactose intolerant because of your families inbreeding.”

    William: *BELCH!

  22. Hmmmm. A chauffeur driven girls night out in Paris. But will she fall for it?

  23. “Bloody Christ, Willy, give a girl a heads-up, won’t you?”

  24. “Jesus, you really stink!”
    “Jesus, you really make me sick!”

  25. Bean Burrito………….

  26. *insert obvious fart joke here*
    come on, Superficial, at least gives us a challenge!

  27. Renzomatic

    Sometimes, it’s NOT so good to be the King.

  28. Brooks

    Note to self. Skip the burritos at Wimbledon.

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