Kate Middleton and Prince William at the Men's Semi-Finals during Wimbledon in London. (July 2, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Damn Will, you smell like ass
That Scotch Egg might not have been a good idea.
And tofu haggis sounded like such a good idea.
Post-marriage disillusionment # 8: women fart.
“Your sister’s interview with Matt Lauer was certainly filled with fascinating insights…”
“Sarcasm doesn’t become you, dear. Now do shut up about it.”
- It wasn’t me.
– It wasn’t me.
– IT WAS MEEE!!! *Fletcher Reede*
“It’s the vindaloo again honey, sorry”
In royal circles, passing gas is known as “gracing the public air.”
Again…the same face I made when seeing Kathy Griffin’s nudes…
“Learn to cook.”
“Learn to bathe.”
No caption was necessary, really, but this was breathtaking.
The picture really speaks for itself.
…hell yeah. fucking lame how people keep reposting the SAME joke when then joke doesn’t need to be stated.
This is what happens when you hitch your wagon to Andy Murray’s star.
Yep, he dealt it.
♫Gotta go, gotta go. Gotta go right now♫
“Somebody somewhere is sick of her shit, they said. Everybody turns into a Camilla eventually, they said. Piss on me for not listening.”
That painting just didn’t sit right.
Kate: Damn Billy, what did you eat?
William: I’m not sure what that “English Muffin” was supposed to be, but Thomas is going to get an earful I tell ya.
“Sorry, love, that I squirted so much, earlier.”
“One drop more and I swear I’d overflown.”
Kate: “William I know that strawberries and cream is a Wimbledon tradition but you’re lactose intolerant because of your families inbreeding.”
Hmmmm. A chauffeur driven girls night out in Paris. But will she fall for it?
“Bloody Christ, Willy, give a girl a heads-up, won’t you?”
“Jesus, you really stink!”
“Jesus, you really make me sick!”
*insert obvious fart joke here*
come on, Superficial, at least gives us a challenge!
Sometimes, it’s NOT so good to be the King.
Note to self. Skip the burritos at Wimbledon.
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