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  1. TomFrank

    Sylvester Stallone AND Fran Drescher? Whoa, get the Oscars ready for this one!

  2. Bullet in the head? Is that an autobiography?

  3. The movie is called “Chicken Soup for the Soul, Read by Sylvester Stallone”…

    Bullet in the Head was the critical reaction to it.

  4. cc

    HGH makes you randomly lumpy.

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    There’s only one man in the Uncanny Valley

  6. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    Someone lowered a rope so this version of The Situation can climb back to 2014 where he belongs.

  7. O'chunt

    You can tell by his expression the bullet has just been inserted.

  8. PoorMaryKelly

    I can certainly understand the title.

  9. MrsWrong

    It’s really not cool how they shot him weeks ago but are still dragging him around, Bernie-style

  10. bbiowa

    And I thought Brad Pitt’s wax model was creepy… at least they stored it closer to the A/C.

  11. The Pope

    “Hey yo, so I’m gonna walk over an’…dammit, LINE!”

  12. The unholy combination of Bane and an Ed Hardy mannequin seems an unlikely choice for a leading role.

  13. Woah, Madonna went butch?

  14. GuyLeDouche

    Ah the Pod People are just getting lazy now; that doesn’t look anything like the human Stallone it replaced.

  15. farting old man's wife

    What is that on his elbow?? Old man skin? A tumor? A huge Vein? A calcium deposit??? NASTY!!!

  16. How does a 65 year old man have an elbow muscle – geriatric HGH?

  17. Ismoss

    Woaah something is fuckin wrong here.

  18. “Whassup, bitches?! Who’s gonna give me some sauce? These veins ain’t gonna pop out by themselves!”

  19. The Brown Streak

    His one line in the movie is “buya ya muh ayaya.” repeated over and over.

  20. Turd Ferguson

    Do ya think the nurse struggles finding a vein to draw blood?

  21. phreshone

    I didn’t realize Paul Reubens was so buff

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