Sylvester Stallone AND Fran Drescher? Whoa, get the Oscars ready for this one!
Bullet in the head? Is that an autobiography?
The movie is called “Chicken Soup for the Soul, Read by Sylvester Stallone”…
Bullet in the Head was the critical reaction to it.
HGH makes you randomly lumpy.
There’s only one man in the Uncanny Valley
Someone lowered a rope so this version of The Situation can climb back to 2014 where he belongs.
You can tell by his expression the bullet has just been inserted.
…but not in his head.
I can certainly understand the title.
It’s really not cool how they shot him weeks ago but are still dragging him around, Bernie-style
And I thought Brad Pitt’s wax model was creepy… at least they stored it closer to the A/C.
“Hey yo, so I’m gonna walk over an’…dammit, LINE!”
The unholy combination of Bane and an Ed Hardy mannequin seems an unlikely choice for a leading role.
Woah, Madonna went butch?
Ah the Pod People are just getting lazy now; that doesn’t look anything like the human Stallone it replaced.
What is that on his elbow?? Old man skin? A tumor? A huge Vein? A calcium deposit??? NASTY!!!
How does a 65 year old man have an elbow muscle – geriatric HGH?
Woaah something is fuckin wrong here.
“Whassup, bitches?! Who’s gonna give me some sauce? These veins ain’t gonna pop out by themselves!”
His one line in the movie is “buya ya muh ayaya.” repeated over and over.
Do ya think the nurse struggles finding a vein to draw blood?
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