The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.26.12
Mitt Romney in London. (July 26, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.26.12
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Mitt Romney in London. (July 26, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
so people are starving here, and this asshole is campaigning overseas? fuck him and obama!
You have that backwards. Americans are eating themselves to death.
Some are, but there also others who don’t have enough food.
Who in America is starving? I live in NY, and those EBT cards are whipped out all over for all kinds of free food around here.
There are lots of people who don’t have enough food. Google “starvation in America”, if you want to, and several articles will show up to give you an idea of who doesn’t have enough food and some reasons why. There are always people who don’t have enough food to eat, but when there are economic downturns, that number tends to go up.
***Insert fuzzy black microphone joke here***
He probably always makes sure the white mic is the biggest. It’s the little things that help build confidence.
I hope the Obama’s have started packing
Why? I don’t think Obama’s got a vacation planned. He’s got a lot of work to do after he crushes this clown.
Sounds like a pretty accurate description of Obama’s priorities.
“I’d just like to say that the London Games will be a complete failure and now if you will excuse me I am going to kick your queen in the vagina…”
Mitt has the weirdest boner right now.
Stiffy McStiff stands on the sidewalk thinking about what he can say today that will be the perfect thing for the Obama campaign. Again.
The Brits always do a nice job on those celebrity wax figurines.
This one fooled the London press.
A wax dummy would be a more qualified candidate, not to mention a better lover.
Knees locked tight as if he’s experiencing rigor mortis or something.
… and his arms in slow upswing. He’s a f***ing zombie!!!
I’ve seen someone stand like that before but they had a rocket on their back
He’s trying not to go caca in his pantaloons.
“I really love fish and chips, I usually choose Wavy Lays. I also really like tee time and I am impressed that so many of you play every day. I met the Queen today and asked her how she has made it so long without raising taxes our current commander in chief could learn a thing or two from her. I didn’t get to meet 007 because MI6 says he is on a secret mission in Moscow.”
“Listen, when I expressed concern about the organization of the Olympics, what I meant was you hadn’t outsourced enough production to third world dictator…aw fuck!”
When a man wears Magic Underwear he should be the next President!
Nothing like flying your million dollar horse to London to compete in the dressage competition to let people know that you are in touch with the common man.
I wonder if he will get time to get over to Switzerland to see how his hidden money is doing over there?
Your tears are delicious.
You left out the part where the horse was flown to London strapped to the top of the airplane.
Damn, TomFrank, that was way too funny!!!
HAAA!! Nailed it !!
Mitt is angered because his black microphone hangs to the left.
hehehehe
But look, a yeti!
“Now, are there any questions? Keep in mind that I already explained why I have a huge piss stain on the front of my suit and that I said I would not answer any questions about the piss stain on my pants.”
The guy behind Mitt is ready to shoot the poor if they get too close.
And somewhere in the back, fat Tony Blair is… You know…
“Seriously guys! My penis has nothing to say. Could you possibly raise those microphones a little bit higher?
Mitt Romney, moments before inserting both feet into his mouth. AGAIN!!!
Barry could tell by Mitt’s expression that he was not comfortable doing a commercial for the “Weenie warmer”.
- Mr. Romney, as a businessman what is your take on slave labor and low wages?
- The American people are happy working for their corporate masters.
“Mr. I’ll Pay Obscene Loads Of Money And Tell Any Lie To Get Elected” is there to solicit $$$ from the criminally culpable LIBOR-fixing London bankers. He’s even outsourcing his cronies!
Hold on, I think his penis now has something to say…
Romney in deep thought .. wondering whether his soiled Depends are leaking.
Romney looks so uncomfortable. Did nobody bother to tell him this wasn’t going to an interview with the Fox News Channel?