1. so people are starving here, and this asshole is campaigning overseas? fuck him and obama!

    • You have that backwards. Americans are eating themselves to death.

      • Trek Girl

        Some are, but there also others who don’t have enough food.

      • Who in America is starving? I live in NY, and those EBT cards are whipped out all over for all kinds of free food around here.

      • Trek Girl

        There are lots of people who don’t have enough food. Google “starvation in America”, if you want to, and several articles will show up to give you an idea of who doesn’t have enough food and some reasons why. There are always people who don’t have enough food to eat, but when there are economic downturns, that number tends to go up.

  2. GLT

    ***Insert fuzzy black microphone joke here***

    • Frunken

      He probably always makes sure the white mic is the biggest. It’s the little things that help build confidence.

  3. I hope the Obama’s have started packing

  4. Mitt

    “I’d just like to say that the London Games will be a complete failure and now if you will excuse me I am going to kick your queen in the vagina…”

  5. it had to be said

    Mitt has the weirdest boner right now.

  6. Contusion

    Stiffy McStiff stands on the sidewalk thinking about what he can say today that will be the perfect thing for the Obama campaign. Again.

  7. Cock Dr

    The Brits always do a nice job on those celebrity wax figurines.
    This one fooled the London press.

  8. Henry

    Knees locked tight as if he’s experiencing rigor mortis or something.

  9. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I’ve seen someone stand like that before but they had a rocket on their back

  10. “I really love fish and chips, I usually choose Wavy Lays. I also really like tee time and I am impressed that so many of you play every day. I met the Queen today and asked her how she has made it so long without raising taxes our current commander in chief could learn a thing or two from her. I didn’t get to meet 007 because MI6 says he is on a secret mission in Moscow.”

  11. cc

    “Listen, when I expressed concern about the organization of the Olympics, what I meant was you hadn’t outsourced enough production to third world dictator…aw fuck!”

  12. Bigalkie

    When a man wears Magic Underwear he should be the next President!

  13. El Jefe

    Nothing like flying your million dollar horse to London to compete in the dressage competition to let people know that you are in touch with the common man.

    I wonder if he will get time to get over to Switzerland to see how his hidden money is doing over there?

  14. Mitt is angered because his black microphone hangs to the left.

  15. FattyMcGee

    “Now, are there any questions? Keep in mind that I already explained why I have a huge piss stain on the front of my suit and that I said I would not answer any questions about the piss stain on my pants.”

  16. The guy behind Mitt is ready to shoot the poor if they get too close.

  17. jackie

    And somewhere in the back, fat Tony Blair is… You know…

  18. “Seriously guys! My penis has nothing to say. Could you possibly raise those microphones a little bit higher?

  19. Mitt Romney, moments before inserting both feet into his mouth. AGAIN!!!

  20. Bionic_Crouton

    Barry could tell by Mitt’s expression that he was not comfortable doing a commercial for the “Weenie warmer”.

  21. Low Ball

    - Mr. Romney, as a businessman what is your take on slave labor and low wages?
    - The American people are happy working for their corporate masters.

  22. “Mr. I’ll Pay Obscene Loads Of Money And Tell Any Lie To Get Elected” is there to solicit $$$ from the criminally culpable LIBOR-fixing London bankers. He’s even outsourcing his cronies!

  23. ADis

    Hold on, I think his penis now has something to say…

  24. Romney in deep thought .. wondering whether his soiled Depends are leaking.

  25. SeymourButz

    Romney looks so uncomfortable. Did nobody bother to tell him this wasn’t going to an interview with the Fox News Channel?

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