1. Mr. Poop

    Professional ass-clown.

  2. Cock Dr

    Somewhere in America this photo will eventually be used in a KKK recruitment brochure.

  3. K-Tron

    “Shhhhh. Now these bitches have him distracted I can escape and fake my death. I’ll be free!”

  4. Not pictured: trail of battered women.

    Well, not by Chris, at least.

  5. Man, he would fit right into prison… And prison would eventually fit into him…

  6. are women just that taken with this asswipe that they can overlook his past?

  7. rican

    So, Rhianna is not the only imbecile.

  8. Henry

    Was this photo taken exclusively for The Superficial?

  9. it had to be said

    I don’t see any bruising. Which one is his girlfriend?

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    The French army found someone to surrender to. Everyone’s happy.

  11. RisingDragonFist

    Brown with girlfreind “LadyBoy” Tran and National Guard stunt doubles posing on the set of Home Alone: Lost in Watts

  12. Johnny P!

    He’s dating a Transgendered Cucaracha?

  13. cc

    There are times where I despair of women. I’d really like to know what woman would voluntarily spend time in the company of this piece of shit?

  14. so his girlfriend is the one in the back fighting for a spot next to him? makes sense.

  15. randomcliche

    It looks like he slapped the girls eyebrows off.

  16. Which one is his girlfriend, the old lady or the chick in the back waving a finger pistol? Please tell me it’s the one packing make-believe heat.

  17. El Jefe

    Monkey.

  18. CranAppleSnapple

    That photo is the stuff of nightmares.

  19. tlmck

    The girls are thinking “Hurry up and snap the picture. We can’t hold the vomit in much longer!”.

  20. Boo

    Frick when he is older those tattoos will look real good . . . NOT!

  21. He was so tired after he beat all those women. He had to nap it out.

  22. Lita

    I just want to punch him in the uterus so bad.

  23. jackie

    “So many bitches, so few hands!”

  24. jackie

    Like a kid in a candy store made out of beating women

  25. Help me! I can’t beat up this many women at one time!

  26. Raoul

    Only one of these people is hoping to give a blowjob.

  27. Hey, Brownie. Hope you’re enjoying your vacation in France. In fact, FUCKING STAY THERE!

  28. Frunken

    “I’ll take the two brunettes. Wrap them up to go and I’ll beat them later.”

  29. Robert

    Great, does the return of Sisqo mean ten more years of the “Thong Song”?

  30. zee

    The chick in the back with the gun hand has the right idea

  31. MorganRoyale

    I’m sorry…which one is supposed to be the girlfriend??

  32. Randy

    i think he’s signaling two down 4 to go….

  33. SeymourButz

    Heck of a job, Brownie.

  34. Carla

    Cucaracha Tranny is the way my Spanglish mind translates this beard’s name.

  35. The line for the beat-down forms to the left.

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