The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.26.12
Tara Reid and Jedward at Club 55 in Saint Tropez. (July 25, 2012)
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The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.26.12
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C’mon pier, just break already
What’s a Jedward? Is that an STD?
Apparently a Jedward is some sort of colorblind albino hipster douche.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedward
They’re shite Irish singers, who came sixth on X-Factor, but still somehow manage to have fame and money.
Must be on their way to the assholes who dress for attention convention.
Dear Club 55, get a doorman.
If you knew who Jedward were (sadly I do) you’d know a) there’s two of them, and b) how fucking surreal this is.
Brace yourselves America. Resistance is futile. Poor Hollywood. Poor poor Hollywood.
Levels of talent finding their own, in other words.
Somebody’s still got their jammies on…from 9 years ago.
Is that what that fucking stench is?
FYI: Squidward is a cephalopod
Wonder Twins Power – ACTIVATE!
form of… absolute muthafuckin douchebag dumbass!
There are Buddhist monks that would spontaneously punch this douche.
Too bad this isn’t Sparta.
He’d have been thrown in the discard pit with the other retarded babies.
AS IT SHOULD BE.
Wow, she really pissed everyone off. She gets invited to the lamest shit. WTF..Jedward??? Is that Swedish for Albino introvert with feminine qualities
Are they going to use the hipster idiot for chum?
Boy George, Axl Rose and Vince Neil?
she looks like brett michaels.
Hey, listen for the sound of me meeting this guy *ping!*
http://www.thelostogle.com/2012/07/26/the-one-where-a-dollar-general-manager-hit-a-thief-in-the-head-with-an-aluminum-baseball-bat/
Dude, I pissed myself laughing listening to that clip.
*ping* “Agh!”
“Oh s**t. What the f**k? Oh goodness!”
Okay, everyone – do yourselves a favor and check it out.
The first time I listened to it, I laughed so loud the cats ran downstairs.
I am trying to make the ‘*ping*! aaaaaah!” into my ringtone.
*ping*
All together now!
*ping*
Everybody!
*ping*
Another day marked off in the dead pool.
Cruel joke, Make a Wish Foundation. Cruel joke.
From the down votes I would say it is safe to say Jerkwad found this post about him on this site.
Same thing I was thinking — all two of them found it — 2 thumbs-downs max for most comments XD
Based on the recent picture you’re posting, I’m thinking club 55 is Saint Tropez’s answer to the coffee time across from the meth clinic in my neighbourhood.
Fucking hipsters. I hope they drown.
I love those Jedward lads but the Jeremy Scott trousers need to be burnt. Edward can keep the hat though I rather like it.