1. So she’s opening sandwich shops now… is there a point in saying anything?

  2. Amber

    She looks so much better when she’s not orange

  3. I guess it was fitting for the Earl of Sandwich to invite Lady Douchebag.

  4. I guess there is no doubt what she’ll do with the placenta

  5. Henry

    Gotta feed that Gremlin somehow.

  6. She showed up when they said she’d get to put a new Earl in her mouth.

  7. cc

    She’s eating for three…and I don’t think she’s having twins.

  8. Josephus


  9. EricLr

    She still thinks she’s eating for two. In reality she’s eating for one–and one fetus that’s dead from alcohol poisoning.

  10. Inner Retard

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if a sandwich suddenly cried out in terror and was suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

  11. Mike Walker

    We hear the phrase “eat a sandwich” a lot in these forums, but I don’t think this was the intended subject.

  12. El Jefe

    A light snack before her real meal.

  13. Five dollar footlong and Two dollar whore

  14. tlmck

    Not shown: the keg of beer to wash it down with.

  15. Jimmy C

    The Scotsman said, “If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I’ll jump off the cliff.”

    The Irishman said, “If I have ham tomorrow, I’ll jump off the cliff.”

    The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped.

    At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, “Why didn’t they just tell us they didn’t like their sandwiches?”

    The Irish lady said, “I don’t know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches.”

  16. lily

    Oink Oink.

  17. Contusion

    Maybe she should change her name to Snacki

  18. Raoul

    Most of the times she swallows. The other time …

  19. Goddamnit, I could tell that bitch is a biter!

  20. Jack

    “Kosher? Is that anything like dick?”

  21. zee

    The sad fact is, this dumb, pointless bitch is probably gonna help them sell alot of sandwiches.


    Snooki ate the Grand Opening of the new Earl of Sandwich location at Showboat Casino in Atlantic City, NJ. (July 25, 2012)


  23. George P Burdell

    If should used her mouth earlier maybe she wouldn’t be pregnant

  24. SeymourButz

    No Snooki, Bad Snooki.

    You’ve already eaten enough sandwiches for the baby.

  25. Blech


    That poor sandwich never stood a chance.

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