1. The Royal Penis

    This is obviously a “before” capture for a Paxil commercial.

  2. They must be at the Victoria Beckham Ball.

  3. your mom

    This is my “happy to be here” face.

  4. Dolphins got captured in a net today. So sad.

  5. rican

    These two are pissed off at their “bad hair day”.

  6. Henry

    *I’m sexy and I know it!*

  7. Him & his Mom are too serios.

  8. it had to be said

    “Meet and greet” as in “what the hell are you looking at?” French is so inscrutable.

  9. cc

    Which Redgrave sister is that?

  10. If There Is I Haven’t Found it Yet’

    Refers to a vagina on Michelle.

  11. His and Hers mug shot?

  12. El Jefe

    He is pissed because he was promised he was going to be standing behind a dude…even though this chick comes real close.

  13. nietus

    Is he auditioning for the role of Kristen Stewart’s new boyfriend?

  14. tlmck

    The title of the production must be the answer to: “Is there any reason to believe that this woman is attractive?”

  15. Oh no…who just told them about the whole Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart breakup thing?

  16. Bionic_Crouton

    They are feeling the “ennui” of Paris.

  17. Pussy

    He’s so fucking hot.

  18. zee

    These bitches be tryin to look hard, but instead they be lookin all crazy!

  19. Oz Matters

    They look just like a normal married couple.

  20. anonym

    large man and small man.

  21. bumfinger

    Kirstie Alley is wasting away!

  22. Both devastated not to be standing next to a man.

  23. Pepper's Pot

    I’ve always had a thing for him, ever since Donnie darko. I just can’t help myself… I’d let him do all sorts of naughty things to me. He’s fucking sexy

  24. SeymourButz

    In 5 years she’ll be taller than him and have a beard.

  25. Primitivefix

    Okay, who farted?

  26. Steve

    And this one we call …”Blue Steel”

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