1. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly

  2. K-Tron

    I bet she’s lost more than a few necklaces.

  3. I have her in the death pool, subset diabetes and/or heart related.

  4. it had to be said

    Jesus Aretha, I thought you were that half-wit Minaj. What the hell kind of color is that for a diva to wear?

  5. Henry

    She considered eating the mic at one point.

  6. Cock Dr

    Aretha is still alive…yay!
    In related news, impossibly early and strange sightings of the Great Pumpkin, dressed up in drag, reported recently in LA.

  7. You got CHOCOLATE in my peanut butter!
    You got PEANUT BUTTER in my chocolate!
    Shouldn’t have left it out in the sun. Now this is the biggest nastiest Reese’s peanut butter cup I’ve ever seen.

    • Johnny P!

      I was just about to post something when I read your comment, and thought:
      “Why even bother, I can’t come close to this!”
      Thanks, Rapid Edward, for the belly laugh!

    • cc

      Thank God you posted that. a) I laughed my ass off, and b) I KNEW this reminded me of something but I couldn’t for the life of me figure it out.

  8. Lay off the gluten.

  9. diego

    Didn’t she get gastric bypass last year???

  10. Wow Jessica Simpson really hit the tan

  11. superdouche

    That pumpkin can sing, I tell you what.

  12. Minky Wail


  13. It’s just negative a stereotype that all Hutts are crime lords.

  14. Somebody should tell her to pull up the skin on her arms.

  15. Awwwwwwwww…isn’t she precious? No, seriously, isn’t that the chick from the movie “Precious?”

  16. Blech

    I’m going to hell just for reading this thread…

  17. Steve

    The best part of waking up! Is Aretha’s Saaagyyyy Cuuuuups!!

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