Aretha Franklin in Los Angeles. (July 26, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
But I don’t know why she swallowed the fly
I bet she’s lost more than a few necklaces.
I have her in the death pool, subset diabetes and/or heart related.
Jesus Aretha, I thought you were that half-wit Minaj. What the hell kind of color is that for a diva to wear?
It’s called Dehydrated UTI Sunset, in case you want it.
She considered eating the mic at one point.
Aretha is still alive…yay!
In related news, impossibly early and strange sightings of the Great Pumpkin, dressed up in drag, reported recently in LA.
You got CHOCOLATE in my peanut butter!
You got PEANUT BUTTER in my chocolate!
Shouldn’t have left it out in the sun. Now this is the biggest nastiest Reese’s peanut butter cup I’ve ever seen.
I was just about to post something when I read your comment, and thought:
“Why even bother, I can’t come close to this!”
Thanks, Rapid Edward, for the belly laugh!
Thank God you posted that. a) I laughed my ass off, and b) I KNEW this reminded me of something but I couldn’t for the life of me figure it out.
Lay off the gluten.
Didn’t she get gastric bypass last year???
Wow Jessica Simpson really hit the tan
That pumpkin can sing, I tell you what.
(singing) “Never made it pass a K-F-C!”
It’s just negative a stereotype that all Hutts are crime lords.
Exactly. Some of them are just pimps.
Somebody should tell her to pull up the skin on her arms.
Awwwwwwwww…isn’t she precious? No, seriously, isn’t that the chick from the movie “Precious?”
I’m going to hell just for reading this thread…
The best part of waking up! Is Aretha’s Saaagyyyy Cuuuuups!!
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