superficial

  1. Slappy Magoo

    You know all there is to know about The Crying Game TOO?!?!

  2. Oh my god! Cock!

  3. Schadenfreude

    Looks like someone just had an Anthony Weiner sighting!

  4. “oooh! Naked Cowboy!!!”

  5. Rico Jones

    I hate most of the guys in Hollywood today but I have to say I like Hugh Jackman. He doesn’t come off as a dickhead. Seems like a genuinely nice guy.

  6. You’re this long? OMG

  7. caley

    “Ohhhhhh maannnnnn, do you see how hot I look?!”

  8. john

    There’s a sale at Macy’s

  9. “Wait! Those WEREN’T supposed to be symbolic ‘jazz hands’?”

  10. And boom goes the dynamite…

  11. That poster’s all wrong. It should be Travolta looking up a hole.

  12. Jussayin

    His expression after realizing he told the entire world about his having-sex-in-his-wolverine-costume fetish…

  13. You must be this big to ride The Jackman.

  14. Vlad

    Hugh Jackman and the penis from Django Unchained

  15. malaka

    what happened to all the black microphone jokes?
    was there some superficial legislation i missed?

  16. maruli

    What do you mean five dollar foot longs aren’t actually a foot long?!

  17. NATTY ICE

    “NO WAY! THAT’S GREAT! With Halle Berry being pregnant right now there is no way she can be in the next X-Men movie! Thank God!”

  18. That’s what a vagina looks like up close? Cooooties!

  19. “Yes, I’m Jon Hamm and yes, it’s made of real adamantium.”

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