Where? Oh wait. I squinted real hard and there she is.
You sure it’s not a mirage? Like her meals? Or career?
She is so thin she has to run around to be hit by the sun’s rays.
we’re going to need a smaller boat
Hit the gym, lardass.
No, bulimic. Thanks for … *barf* … asking.
Oh look, a little boy with balloons under his shirt…
That’s not a purse, but actually Nicole’s surgically removed stomach she’s carrying aound, to avoid those unslightly bulges when she eats.
going skeletal again – for a while she was looking normal and healthy.
those are down low for fake-ys. sorry. bolt-ons.
Oh come one, Nicole. Don’t take it too far. You were looking great recently.
These shitty chicken wings should be breaded
This reminds me: So when you fuck a skeleton, does the jizz pool in the pelvic basin or roll right off the cocyx and into the carpet? Asking for a friend.
Throw it back – it’s too small.
And all this time people were curious about Lady Gaga.
The banned her from Israel because she was giving the concentration camp survivors flashbacks.
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