Blonde has a hot dumper
Blonde has a pancake ass.
Black cop: “Hello ladies. Any trouble besides you at the beach today?”
White cop: “OH MY GOD! BLACKIE’S GOT A BOMB!”
Black cop: “Blackie? Dude, that’s a rescue float. You should be ashamed…”
White cop: “Shoot her anyway! I’m scared and feel my life’s in danger!”
Black cop: “She’s a lifeguard, goddammit!”
White cop: “Sorry. Sorry. I just thought, you know, after that whole Zimmerman thing…”
Black cop: “You do realize I’m black, right?”
White cop: “OH MY GOD! BLACKIE’S GOT A GUN!”
“Can we arrest them for attempted animal smuggling, if all we see are three of the camel’s toes?”
Ladies, do you you how fast you were running? The sign says 3 and we have you clocked at 5. Slow it down, please.
The funniest part of the movie is David Hasselhof’s cameo where the wrestles a seagull for a discarded hotdog…and eats them both.
Damon got tired of doing nothing? I’m going with that instead of – couldn’t get anything else.
That’s a nice trio of asses.
If this is what the movie looks like I can’t wait for the ‘Let’s Be Cops’ porn parody.
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