1. ben dover


  2. buzz

    STIs must make your dick burn like hell.

  3. Dirk Diggler

    He’s like that monkey from south park thats constantly playing with his dick

  4. JimBB

    Yeah, well you can suck my…..dick?

  5. Will SOMEONE, ANYONE within driving distance of Los Angeles just find this shitstain and beat the fuck out of him…PLEASE!

  6. Every time he grabs it he remembers what he is.

  7. cajunhawk

    Tina Brandon…

  8. Sandor Clegane

    i think it means he has to pee

  9. Little fucking cunt.

  10. Odbarc

    *uuh, uugh* “I can’t find them.”
    “Your keys, sir?”
    “No, my balls.”

  11. Short Round

    He looks like a really unsettling combination of douchebag and confused old man.

  12. Blob

    Mom. MOOO-OOM!!! I have to go potty.

  13. Maple Midget

    He’s standing next to a regular Bentley,
    and his elbows are the same height,
    as the door handles…

  14. Michael

    You’re a white guy! Act white!

  15. Douche Extrordinaire!!

  16. be proud of your race, shit stain! we all are!

  17. “Yo dawg, can I use your mop bucket?”

  18. Fucking asshole.

  19. Subtle in his smuggling of a tic-tac.

  20. “When I squeeze my wiener like this my farts harmonize with me.”

  21. “Hey…how do I get to Canada from here?”

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