1. “When 900 years you reach… …look as leathery you will not, hmm?”

  2. When they told him to “lather up” with sunscreen he heard “leather up”. It’s a language thing.

  3. Now I can claim to have an A-list body.

  4. The Armani no one wants to put on.

  5. Looks like a roast pig. He just needs the apple in his mouth.

  6. Why are there two consecutive pictures of Lindsay?

  7. Odbarc

    Left naked in the sun? Tighties-whities? Shitty hat?
    The real Walter White.

  8. Blob

    Lost the basketball team and the shirt off his back…

  9. cc

    God I hate Europe.

  10. Chaz

    It’s hard to look bad in an Armani Suit, but somehow he pulled it off.

  11. The look of shock when you discover you are Will Smith’s next holiday target.

  12. When you’re 80 you just don’t give a shit.

  13. joe blow

    Dr. Zeus?

  14. “and right here you can see the spot where they took out my prostate, both testicles, and the glans just to be safe. What’s that? Oh, I’ll have a Pina Colada.”

  15. donkeylicks

    Ooohh OH, I heard it through the grapevine.

  16. Johnny Barbells


  17. Your move, Cranston.

  18. He’s holding his dick because he is a Bieber fan.

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