Evidence Item #2456-B:
Selfie of accused post-coitus with “John”.
Subtitled “In case I disappear tonight, my pimp knows who did it”
I like to go for the low-hanging fruit, but this is ridiculous.
those are some of the saggiest mommy-bags I’ve ever seen on a 40 year old.
When Lilo gives you the “Hey Buddy, eyes up here…” look, she really means it.
Like watching a haggard drunken old cow take a selfie. You appreciate the effort but you just rather they don’t.
“Clean and sober” for her “comeback”.
In the valley of the giant…
Ho, ho, ho..
What does the name tag on the table say? ‘Hello, my name is ‘Jizzface’?
Do your boobs hang low, all the way to your big toe?
fitting view as she continues to slide farther into “who gives a fuck”
She knows how to take a good selfie, but those pics of her on the yacht this week show what she looks like under the harsh light of reality. And it’s not a pretty sight.
She must’ve accidentally snapped this when handing the phone over at the pawn shop.
A new series on the so-called Discovery Channel….’Strungout Pawn’
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