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  1. adolf hitler

    old guys in good shape!

  2. TomFrank

    Wow. He looks really good for 77. I gotta say, I’m pretty ashamed of my 40-year-old body right now.

  3. whiskeyafternoon

    yeah, kudos, assuming that’s not an elaborate photoshop job

    • MrsWrong

      Actually, it IS. See how they managed to make the guy sniffing his balls appear 3-D? Technology. How does it work? (Nobody knows)

  4. Michael

    In every photo there’s some random dude in the foreground saying it all with his moustache

  5. Tom Selleck is scraping the bottom of the barrel to be targeting guys as old as this for his gay trysts, be they rich or not.

  6. Vivian

    I am speechless, he’s not gay is he? I’d love to press my breasts against that torso. I can only wonder about his moves in bed.

  7. Lincoln Hawkes

    “Are you in the office? Got pen and paper? Good. Take this idea down. Outerwear made entirely out of… wait for it…. malignant melanomas.”

  8. Ponkur

    Looks damn good for his age.

  9. Speedo with a drawstring?

  10. Mi namo is Giorgio, and this is my . . . how you say . . . banana hammock.

  11. Colin

    “Damn Georgio. Always on the phone when I’m trying to give him the ol’ Furry Moses.”

  12. MrsWrong

    Paz? Can you here me now?

  13. Put a cowboy hat on this guy… BOOM! Max Hardcore.

  14. PoorMaryKelly

    EEK! I don’t wanna know what happens next!

  15. Richard McBeef

    that is some white ass hair.

  16. cutthecrap

    George and Lee Anthony?

  17. ana

    giorgio… mavaffanculo.

  18. cc

    Some of the guys from the Village People aged well and one, mysteriously, not at all.

  19. Steelerchick

    Damn he’s got a pretty hot bod for an old guy!!

  20. CharmlessMan

    Bruce Dern has been doing his exercises!

  21. So that’s what happened to George Michael!

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