superficial

  1. “See? All you do is open your mouth and stare into the distance…instant Shaq face.”

  2. Umm. They work better over your ears.

  3. “See? The sound bounces around around my empty head and then comes out my mouth like a giant speaker.”

  4. Matt Lauer

    The Great Britain vs. USA Basketball womens teams friendly match? Wow, that sounds like edge-of-your-seat excitement.

  5. Where’d they find that many black people in England?

  6. TobiasFunke

    What face does Kim keep making at you LeBron?
    Oh.

  7. Matty

    Nice invisible cell phone.

  8. Perplexity

    Basketball? Superstar. Mental Math? Overwhelmed retard.

  9. Backdoor Ninja

    Man, this Hooked on Phonics tape is tough!

  10. Bionic_Crouton

    Where will you be when your brain stops working?

  11. Jack

    “Wuzzat, homey? Nah man, I’m massaging my brain cizzells. Might use dem bitches sumday!”

  12. “What choo talkin’ ’bout? I’ got de headfoams on and I still can’t hear shit!”

  13. mbcl

    “hey ! where da white women at ?”

  14. Pine Table Fever

    After losing his headband, LeBron tried desperately to hide his disappearing hairline with anything he could find. It was a poor effort.

  15. Bionic_Crouton

    LeBron hear music, but Lebron no see music!… LeBron confused!

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