“See? All you do is open your mouth and stare into the distance…instant Shaq face.”
I believe that’s his “Greg Oden” face…
Umm. They work better over your ears.
“See? The sound bounces around around my empty head and then comes out my mouth like a giant speaker.”
The Great Britain vs. USA Basketball womens teams friendly match? Wow, that sounds like edge-of-your-seat excitement.
He was there to see how chicks execute 4th quarters, you know, for some tips.
Where’d they find that many black people in England?
That’s all of ’em. Even borrowed one from Ireland.
Clearly you have never been to England. Get a passport and book a plane ticket. You will have a harder time finding a white person than a black, Indian, Arab or Asian person.
What face does Kim keep making at you LeBron?
Nice invisible cell phone.
Basketball? Superstar. Mental Math? Overwhelmed retard.
Poor LeBron has been trying all week to make an overseas call home on his hotel room key.
Man, this Hooked on Phonics tape is tough!
Where will you be when your brain stops working?
“Wuzzat, homey? Nah man, I’m massaging my brain cizzells. Might use dem bitches sumday!”
“What choo talkin’ ’bout? I’ got de headfoams on and I still can’t hear shit!”
“hey ! where da white women at ?”
After losing his headband, LeBron tried desperately to hide his disappearing hairline with anything he could find. It was a poor effort.
LeBron hear music, but Lebron no see music!… LeBron confused!
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