David’s thinking, “Haha…this kid has no idea where this hand was 10 seconds ago.”
Turn around kid.. I don’t like being watched so closely while I grope myself…
“So, sir how did your face go from being the most desirable non-American to, well that…”
Still think hes hot, Ladies? Geez, Ive never seen someone ‘turn’ so freakin FAST
V is for Venereal.
“Kid, just relax and this will go easier for both of us.”
No Mr. Beckham, I don’t want to grow up to be like you. I just want to be a great soccer player.
Hell yes I still think he’s hot.
“Relax kid, this isn’t Penn State.”
“I knew you could kick snow off a rope. My Dad’s always saying stuff like that”
- Is it true every time Victoria rubs up against you, you have to stick her boobs back up with hot glue?
- Shut up kid! Just shut up!
Modelling for Penn State’s new statue
Did you hear that Penn State decided to move the Paterno statue?
They’re putting it in the Library, because that’s where people stay quiet…
“No, uh uh, come on, I need you to rotate your head counter-clockwise and look as if you give a fuck that I’m here–that’s it.”
“…and THAT young Guillermo, is what they call a ‘DIRTY SANCHEZ!’”
Forced beejay in 3… 2…
Not caucasion? Look away.
I don’t think I like where this Captain Morgan “Got a little Captain in you?” campaign is going.
Man, I sure wouldn’t mind if he put his hand on top of my head like that, if you know what I mean…
I was going to say I don’t really give a shit, but I can’t remember his name long enough to know if I do or I don’t.
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David Beckham on the field for the LA Galaxy in Vancouver. (July 18, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN