1. David’s thinking, “Haha…this kid has no idea where this hand was 10 seconds ago.”

  2. Turn around kid.. I don’t like being watched so closely while I grope myself…

  3. Crissy

    “So, sir how did your face go from being the most desirable non-American to, well that…”

  4. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Still think hes hot, Ladies? Geez, Ive never seen someone ‘turn’ so freakin FAST

  5. Dick Hell

    V is for Venereal.

  6. rawfodog

    “Kid, just relax and this will go easier for both of us.”

  7. EricLr

    No Mr. Beckham, I don’t want to grow up to be like you. I just want to be a great soccer player.

  8. donnadixon

    Hell yes I still think he’s hot.

  9. Frank Burns

    “Relax kid, this isn’t Penn State.”

  10. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “I knew you could kick snow off a rope. My Dad’s always saying stuff like that”

  11. Backdoor Ninja

    - Is it true every time Victoria rubs up against you, you have to stick her boobs back up with hot glue?
    - Shut up kid! Just shut up!

  12. Modelling for Penn State’s new statue

  13. Henry

    “No, uh uh, come on, I need you to rotate your head counter-clockwise and look as if you give a fuck that I’m here–that’s it.”

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    “…and THAT young Guillermo, is what they call a ‘DIRTY SANCHEZ!’”

    “EXCUSE ME?”

  15. jackie

    Forced beejay in 3… 2…

  16. Jack

    Not caucasion? Look away.

  17. I don’t think I like where this Captain Morgan “Got a little Captain in you?” campaign is going.

  18. Lang

    Man, I sure wouldn’t mind if he put his hand on top of my head like that, if you know what I mean…

  19. I was going to say I don’t really give a shit, but I can’t remember his name long enough to know if I do or I don’t.

Leave A Comment