The Crap We Missed - Thursday 7.19.12
Miley Cyrus in Philadelphia. (July 18, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Miley Cyrus in Philadelphia. (July 18, 2012)
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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
How could I forget about that dumbass armpit dream catcher tat?
That tat is actually a sperm catcher…
I’ve seen women tattoo their eyebrows before, but never their underarm hair.
Outfit from the Osh Kosh B’gosh haute couture line, available only from the flea market at Raccoon Junction.
rofl this x 1000
Any other woman wears that and there’s profuse sideboob. Her? Not so much.
With her, you get side tatt.
She just gets trashier by the minute,
Hey, Miles, the trailer park called! They want their trash back!
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles told her to GTFO and not come back.
The posture and facial expression could almost get her mistaken for an Olsen twin except their ensembles never dip much below 12 layers.
Should be wearing heels with that….I mean, uh *cough cough*, uh, look at those tits !
Sweetie, whoever dressed you in that is making fun of you.
She needs a few more tattoos to really be trailer trash. Right now, the best she can get going is some trailer rash…
(not picture) Some oily bo-hunk has just stepped out of an El Camino.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha wtf is she wearing
I am trying to find anything vaguely attractive about her. Maybe her… Hmmm. What about the way she… nope. Got nothing.
Damn it! I suspected it was a Miley picture. Why the hell did I click on it?!
She’s trying to do for all the permanently-hunched shouldered tramp-tatted tarts out there what J-Lo, Coco, and KK did for those with huge asses.
Somewhere a COUNTRY BEAR JAMBOREE is missing its jug player!
Ewwww.
Thought she wasn’t allowed within 100 feet of her local chuck e cheese or trailer park
Liam called. The engagement is off.
Farah Fawcett on Line 2. She’s not happy.
Err, I’m apparently a dick. Forgot she died.
The engagement must be off. It would explain why she’s not wearing a bra, i.e., the hillbilly betrothal garment.
Oh look she has a tattoo of those things that Native Americans invented to sell to white people.
good god miley. just because you have a great body does not mean you have a license to wear anything. FAIL
and the transformation is complete.
I think I might have paranormal powers…I mention the Cordoba, then this?
“Hmm? Nascar? What’s that?”
This is what you get when you cross a hillbilly with a hipster.
That outfit would look much better crumpled up on my bedroom floor in the morning.