superficial

  1. JC

    How could I forget about that dumbass armpit dream catcher tat?

  2. I’ve seen women tattoo their eyebrows before, but never their underarm hair.

  3. Frank Burns

    Outfit from the Osh Kosh B’gosh haute couture line, available only from the flea market at Raccoon Junction.

  4. Any other woman wears that and there’s profuse sideboob. Her? Not so much.

  5. mamamiasweetpeaches

    She just gets trashier by the minute,

    Hey, Miles, the trailer park called! They want their trash back!

  6. Matt Lauer

    The posture and facial expression could almost get her mistaken for an Olsen twin except their ensembles never dip much below 12 layers.

  7. DeucePickle

    Should be wearing heels with that….I mean, uh *cough cough*, uh, look at those tits !

  8. EricLr

    Sweetie, whoever dressed you in that is making fun of you.

  9. She needs a few more tattoos to really be trailer trash. Right now, the best she can get going is some trailer rash…

  10. TobiasFunke

    (not picture) Some oily bo-hunk has just stepped out of an El Camino.

  11. ll

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha wtf is she wearing

  12. Pine Table Fever

    I am trying to find anything vaguely attractive about her. Maybe her… Hmmm. What about the way she… nope. Got nothing.

  13. Backdoor Ninja

    Damn it! I suspected it was a Miley picture. Why the hell did I click on it?!

  14. Snack pack

    She’s trying to do for all the permanently-hunched shouldered tramp-tatted tarts out there what J-Lo, Coco, and KK did for those with huge asses.

  15. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Somewhere a COUNTRY BEAR JAMBOREE is missing its jug player!

  16. Jack Ketch

    Ewwww.

  17. Urvag

    Thought she wasn’t allowed within 100 feet of her local chuck e cheese or trailer park

  18. tlmck

    Liam called. The engagement is off.

  19. Oh look she has a tattoo of those things that Native Americans invented to sell to white people.

  20. lily

    good god miley. just because you have a great body does not mean you have a license to wear anything. FAIL

  21. Contusion

    and the transformation is complete.

  22. cc

    I think I might have paranormal powers…I mention the Cordoba, then this?

  23. Jack

    “Hmm? Nascar? What’s that?”

  24. Fingergod

    This is what you get when you cross a hillbilly with a hipster.

  25. That outfit would look much better crumpled up on my bedroom floor in the morning.

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