Wow…he has a REALLY tiny penis!
Still not Jack. Keep going.
Peekaboo! Career, where are you?
Christian Slater was hiding from his legion of fans until dementia kicked in and they forgot all about him.
His Starbucks straw is totally showing.
Has anyone seen my career? Nope? Not over here?
… Ok dudes. Holler if you see it!
Where’s my Diet Cherry Pepsi and Blackjack Gum???
I’ve always really liked Christian Slater. I wish he’d find a great gig and explode. In a good way. Like in popularity.
I have always liked him too.
This guy’s always got the dumbest fuckin’ look on his face…
Looks like a dumb-ass cigarette to me.
He’s just checking on his career that nobody else sees.
I still like him in Kuffs, global minority group of one!
Ha-Ha Bitches! You never thought NOT being Tom Cruise would be cool, did you?
“Wait’ll they get a load of me….oh, shit”
PEEK-A-BOO! I’m relevant again!
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Christian Slater at a photocall for Soldiers of Fortune in Moscow. (July 18, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN