1. Wow…he has a REALLY tiny penis!

  2. EricLr

    Still not Jack. Keep going.

  3. Perplexity

    Peekaboo! Career, where are you?

  4. Bionic_Crouton

    Christian Slater was hiding from his legion of fans until dementia kicked in and they forgot all about him.

  5. His Starbucks straw is totally showing.

  6. Has anyone seen my career? Nope? Not over here?

    … Ok dudes. Holler if you see it!

  7. Tad Bit Tipsy

    Where’s my Diet Cherry Pepsi and Blackjack Gum???

  8. I’ve always really liked Christian Slater. I wish he’d find a great gig and explode. In a good way. Like in popularity.

  9. harshfucker420

    This guy’s always got the dumbest fuckin’ look on his face…

  10. Carolyn

    Looks like a dumb-ass cigarette to me.

  11. He’s just checking on his career that nobody else sees.

  12. spartacus

    I still like him in Kuffs, global minority group of one!

  13. Beaver Underground

    Ha-Ha Bitches! You never thought NOT being Tom Cruise would be cool, did you?

  14. Colin

    “Wait’ll they get a load of me….oh, shit”

  15. Athens

    PEEK-A-BOO! I’m relevant again!

  16. Colonel Angus

    Christians? Later…

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