1. “Colin Farrell gave it to me. Isn’t it cool?”

  2. Crissy

    Just because you are going to a Broadway show doesn’t…. Oh wtf! Why the gay ensemble?!

  3. It looks more like he’s heading into a Broadway show male dancer’s anus.

  4. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Just because u have the body to wear this, doesnt mean you SHOULD!

  5. Cock Dr

    Thanks for the fuzzy belly flash. We get it; you aren’t fat and you do some daily crunches..now pull up your pants and button the shirt.

  6. TobiasFunke

    Your move, Jared Leto.

  7. KungFu Panda

    You meant John Gaymos right?

  8. mamamiasweetpeaches

    The HAT says Im cold.
    The SHIRT says Im hot,
    And also GAY
    Very Very GAY!

  9. Did he just get out of a car or the closet

  10. broduh jenner

    marky mark called and he wants his calvins back.

  11. Urvag

    Aww if he just slapped on a little bidazzled I would say he looks ready for a Scientology convention.

  12. Henry

    The Sikh dude did it better.

  13. EZ-B

    Apparently he uses 1 button for every year he was relevant.

  14. Took him forever to starch his shirt up like that.

  15. Nope. Nothing gay here.

  16. cc

    Yup, this guy used to fuck Rebecca Romjin. The older I get, the less I understand.

  17. tlmck

    Looks like he raided Bieber’s closet.

  18. squishy

    Reincarnation of Emilio Lopez…

  19. sousvide

    ok, john stamos, russell brand, and johnny depp need to get a clothing line together.

  20. Bigalkie

    He’s gone full blown poser

  21. harshfucker420

    Yup, straight as a motherfucker.

  22. Nik

    no no no no no

  23. mbcl

    Stamos took the sign ‘Parking In The Rear’ literally.

  24. Fingergod

    I could soooo make a musical theater gay joke right now but that would be too low-brow for such a classy site as TheSuperficial

  25. Josh

    Dude, you’re 50. Grow the fuck up.

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